Silver Tongue

bpdofficial:

crunchydude:

bpdofficial:

man i could go for some upgamers

whats upgamers

WELCOME TO MY MINECRAFT VIDEO

haruhi-akira:

Mage of Light - Thief of Void: pre-scratch.

Witch of Heart - Heir of Light: post-scratch.

4 AM is the best time to art.

weaintaboutshit:

imsoshive:

purpleshirtedeyestabber:

5thdimensionbruhman:

denisefromoffgrovestreet:

teamikaruga:

saintdeanthomas:

sisterofsteam:

fourtygay:

aniseandspearmint:

jeza-red:

skidar:

nichaelforyou:

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

Christ

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. 
PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area.
These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah.
Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. 


I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

Whole block eatin good tonight

@donesparce

@la-siren

I could eat for days off of his fat ass

😷😷😷😷😷😷😷

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Why did I know what picture was coming? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

rrozeselavy:

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

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HE GONE. 

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WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

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*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

richwhore:
“ rylances:
“ lesbiyonist:
“how long is that video oh my god
”
this video is over 7 millennia long. if you started playing this video when the wheel was invented it would not be over yet
”
Put this in the MOMA
”

richwhore:

rylances:

lesbiyonist:

how long is that video oh my god

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this video is over 7 millennia long. if you started playing this video when the wheel was invented it would not be over yet

Put this in the MOMA

gambitgrl:
“ kinkyturtle:
“  everythingbutharleyquinn:
“  chat-with-quill:
“  ms-doodle-pants:
“  big-poppa-snorlax:
“  bearded-snorlax:
”
I’m really disappointed that this is so over sexualized because pole dancing is really cool
” ”
okay, so first...

gambitgrl:

kinkyturtle:

everythingbutharleyquinn:

chat-with-quill:

ms-doodle-pants:

big-poppa-snorlax:

I’m really disappointed that this is so over sexualized because pole dancing is really cool

okay, so first of all: this example is not “over sexualised” - this is someone who very possibly has never done a day’s worth of stripping in her life performing some moves in a dance studio. She’s very likely to have had a lifetime of dance and gymnastics training behind her and decided to take poledancing classes when it became the new hit craze. She’s learned in a formal class environment.

But poledancing was developed by strippers in a stripclub environment. Many of those strippers also had a lot of dance and gymnastics and cheerleader training behind them and they developed pole moves partly as a way to kill time when the club was quiet. They taught each other in an informal setting and innovated and created for themselves. Without getting paid explicitly to do so.

Their talent at being able to do things like this has never been recognised. Even though the first pole schools were opened by strippers and taught by strippers, it has now been appropriated by hundreds of people who have never done sex work and who have no respect for sex work, who think it is “sad” that poledancing has a history inextricably entwined with sex work, who only view poledancing as a legitimate artform once it becomes detached from its sex work context despite the fact it was conceived and built in a sex work environment by sex workers.

Poledancing is not “overly sexualised”. It IS a sexualised dance/athletic art and rightly so - it belongs to strippers and it is strippers who made it. Its beauty and athleticism and skill doesn’t change because it was used in a sexualised environment to help its practioners make more money (although now it is seen as just for middle-upper class non-sex workers to pay big bucks in a formal class environment to learn to titillate boyfriends and husbands whilst staying appropriately fit!). That’s a part of its history. Sexualised things are not inherently worth less because of their sexual nature. To believe so is just to devalue the hard work of the sex workers who innovated it and that is done more than enough as is.

Poledancing is still cool and amazing and requires great skill and talent to execute even MORE SO when it is sexualised. Just being able to perform it impressively is one thing; being able to make it a fluid part of a character performance (which is what stripping entails) is another. If you can’t appreciate that, you don’t understand it, so STFU.

this fucking commentary is perfect

Sexualised things are not inherently worth less because of their sexual nature. 

altonzm:

every steven universe post: can’t believe amethyst endorsed lebanese consociationalism as an optimal electoral structure for post-conflict power sharing when the definition of consociational democracies is shaky at best and it’s arguable that even lijphart’s archetypal consociational case study doesn’t meaningfully fit the model he presented. also it’s typical that this fandom would demonise pearl for pointing out that consociational democracies require a level of existing cooperation between sectional elites which implies a preceding peace process, one that can rarely be presumed… tbh if you still reblog amethyst after this I’m going to murder your mother

fuckyeahbiguys:

Some informative bi humor for the awesome FYBG followers. 

Inspiration for the idea: http://manslator.tumblr.com and from a lovely conversation over drinks this weekend with http://bigeorgeivegotit.tumblr.com

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