Silver Tongue

benpaddon:

cleowho:

“Me?”

The Ark in Space - season 12 - 1976

God fucking damnit Harry, you fucking piece of shit.

How do you think Alphys, Asgore, Flowey, Frisk, Papyrus, sans, Toriel, and Undyne would react if they watched "Monsters, Inc."?

lynxgriffin:

Alphys: Gosh, this is really good animation.

Undyne: HAHA WOW, SO THEY KNOW HOW DEADLY HUMAN CHILDREN CAN BE!

Toriel: …Those hazmat suits seem a little excessive, though. 

Asgore: I thought there were supposed to be swords in these cartoons?

Sans: oh so that’s where jerry got his deodorant.

Papyrus: /sobbing openly at the ending

Flowey: Why the hell do only the women monsters have hair and clothes?!  

Frisk: …

Ganymede, but with a gun
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moggettt:

Posting readmores like

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scotchtapeofficial:
“if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this...

scotchtapeofficial:

if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”

aidosaur:

sorry gabe (overwatch fanart, photoshop)

got okayed to draw with my dominant hand again just in time to get super stressed out and binge a whole lotta overwatch fanart

listen, this is like 80% gabe’s fault for crashing in ana’s living room

transkidhurley:

destinyrush:

Why can’t we just let people wear whatever they want? Especially if they look bomb asf in those clothes, so who cares if they’re guys? 💁🏽 Homophobia is a bad disease 

Im the man tbfh

deansthomass:

when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.