Silver Tongue
mohinimeansillusion:
“ yurchenko-full:
“ I am SCREAMING
” ”

jackthevulture:

me: I hate my art and want it to be better

also me: time and practice. you know this.

me: *high pitched whining sounds*

borderline–peridot:

me, dramatically sprawled out on the floor, eyeliner dripping: no one loves me… I deserve death

me, approximately 5 seconds later, on a skateboard with a caprisun and sunglasses: lmao that was wild anyway anyone wanna give me attention?

idratherlivefreetofail:

EVERYONE THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
SERIOUSLY GUYS THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL!!!
D: 

It’s a hammer. ;D 

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when youre shadow the judgehog, and ur ready to court it up
i need your trickster sollux in my life ri

clock-heart:

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the treat is beingets

king-wewuz:
“ cheshireinthemiddle:
“ I don’t like this
”
i feel real uncomfortable
”

king-wewuz:

cheshireinthemiddle:

I don’t like this

i feel real uncomfortable

just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

Being popular on tumblr dot com

steven-universe-official:

Cons:

  • Even the most innocuous posts may spark Discourse™
  • People dislike you on principle alone
  • “hey um this post you made three years ago upset me apologise now”
  • Saying something remotely controversial ensures a week of anon hate

Pros:

  • ????