pinkparallax:

jasper-jewel:

can we just take a moment to consider what Jasper had to go through trying to catch all of those corrupted gems like

• a corrupted gem runs into a supermarket trying to escape from her. Long story short, several thousand dollars in property damage ensured
  
• Jasper trying to construct some sort of trap in order to catch the gems. Lots of trial and error
• corrupted gems escaping from their cages
• the first time Jasper sees a corrupted gem and she’s just “what the actual Fuck is that”
• Jasper trying to tell the difference between an earth animal and a corrupted gem. Accidentally captures a bear
• consider Jasper wrestling the bear
• the zoo is filled with free “corrupted gems”
• Jasper evades the police for stealing zoo animals
• some of the petting zoo ducks imprint on her
• Just fucking imagine what she had to go through to catch the one from Kindergarten Kid. Imagine it.
• Jasper learns there is a big difference between what humans think a kindergarten is, and what gems think a kindergarten is
• no Jasper do not headbutt the goats

omg i had to draw this <3

dsogdsg:

sqvad:

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 

celticpyro:

starfoozle:

Oh my god. So my mom has proposed a total ban on political debates on Thanksgiving and she intends to enforce this by not only putting up a sign at the dinner table….but by also arming everyone with cheap plastic kazoos….which we will toot aggressively if The Discourse™ begins to occur…..

I’m so glad.

Bad and naughty discoursers must be silenced by the KAZOO OF CIVILITY.

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

http://www.sciencealert.com/that-thing-the-standing-rock-protesters-were-afraid-of-just-happened#.WFGkSOPoxYd.facebook #nodapl

A faulty pipeline has leaked 176,000 gallons of crude oil into a creek and the surrounding countryside 2.5 hours away from the Standing Rock protests in North Dakota.

The spill, which went undetected by the pipeline owners until a local stumbled on it, has spread almost 7 km (5.4 miles) from the site of the leak, and at this stage, it’s not clear what caused the pipe to rupture, or how long it’s been leaking.

According to CNN, an estimated 4,200 barrels of crude oil leaked from the Belle Fourche Pipeline in Billings County, 150 miles (241 km) from Cannon Ball in North Dakota, where protesters have been fighting the construction of the Dakota Access Pipeline.

For months, opponents of the Dakota Access Pipeline have been expressing fears that it would affect local drinking water, because it was to be built under the Missouri River near the Standing Rock Sioux Reservation - the primary water source of the Standing Rock Sioux tribe.

Last week, the US Department of the Army announced that it would not approve the crossing of the pipeline under the Missouri River.

OH man if only there were people who tried to prevent this. If only there were MASSIVE PROTESTS AND THE PRESIDENT GETTING INVOLVED.
Seriously though, fuck the access pipe. I hope the CEO of that shitty company gets arrested and jailed for attempted mass murder.

dynastylnoire:

dianexa:

bestnatesmithever:

itsgonnabeathing:

did-you-kno:

He also helped convince Abraham Lincoln to let African Americans fight for their own freedom.

Source

I wonder why we’ve never heard of him…

Hollywood gonna make a movie of this starring Tom Cruise.

There’s actually a great podcast about him on “stuff you missed in history class”.

The history channel talked a him briefly in series about making America. It was good shit

I wanna see a movie based on him

tredlocity:

When Mimikyu get confused, they get tricked by their own decoy heads.

doctra-sea-pea:

bmo’s description in the art of ooo explicitly refers to them as being genderfluid and I think that’s a very nice thing

chillguydraws:

elementlizard:

Artwork by @cheesecakes-by-lynx

I don’t even know how to process this.