Silver Tongue
kisbys:
“i went thru my old art and found somethin to redraw
”

kisbys:

i went thru my old art and found somethin to redraw

toriel comes home from shopping and greets flowey "Greetings my sonflower"
Anonymous
direhuman:
“ direhuman:
“ fan-troll:
“this pepper is way too small
”
can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him
”
because he’s a little chili
”

direhuman:

direhuman:

fan-troll:

this pepper is way too small

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

because he’s a little chili

bellaxiao:

“Read the heartwarming story of an American mother who delayed an overpriced surgery to afford Xmas presents!”

Junkrat makes a new friend

trixbutt:

ppgaming:

puffeyes:

trixbutt:

-Returns to Overwatch Main menu screen
- Junkrat appears and laughs

My 3 yr old Sister: “Is that you?”

Me: “No that’s junkrat.”

Sister: “His hair is on fire.”

Me: “Yup.” 

Sister: “ Does it hurt him? Is he otay?”

Me: “No it doesn’t hurt, He’s ok it happens.”

Sister: “What is that? Is he a turtle?” 

Me: “No that’s his tire he uses it to blow people up.”

Sister:  “ I like him, he’s my friend. Can you take my picture with him?”

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゚+。:.゚ヽ(*´∀`)ノ゚.:。+゚

I think we all know how this story goes…

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Oh my freakin god I spit out my drink I’m laughing so hard!

violetteviolence:

marypsue:

ceruleanpen:

last night i had a dream that ford had said in dungeons dungeons and more dungeons that he went to a dimension where he had to knife fight his 74 mental illnesses and dipper just kind of laughed uncomfortably and honestly im having a hard time believing this isn’t canon

#not to worry my boy i beat them. most of them.

Self care is going into another dimension and knife fighting your 74 mental illnesses

chefpyro:
“ thisgamerguyrighthere:
“Who wore it better
”
#scout looks like a budget mall elf #tracer looks like she work at the north pole #so clearly scout is the winner here (x)
”

nopenopenopenopenowaydude:

sn0wbro:

guiltyhipster:

chefpyro:

what the fuck is a kanye

That’s where Dorothy and Toto are from 

no, you’re thinking of Kansas 

kanye is a country in east africa 

nah uh my friend, youre thinkin of Kenya

kanye is a troll in the webcomic called homestuck

no, that’s kanaya.
Kanye is a deep gorge like the grand one in arizona