yeah-me2:

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The Texas AU. Everything is the exact same, except everything happens in Texas. I hate Texas.

well tarnation. this is crazier than a rattlesnake stuck in a pickle jar in the heat of the noon day sun.

this town ain’t big enough for the three of us

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Dude fuck all of you holy shit I’m attacking this sinful idea so hard what the fuckkk

pinkadillydoo:

i really hope rotomdex is a huge fucking dick

kramergate:

seriousjones:

people who struggle with secondhand embarrassment obviously don’t have enough firsthand embarrassment in their lives. be more ashamed, like the rest of us. there’s enough shame to go around. start pullin yer weight

tumblr claims to be the most diverse open community and yet what is this ? i am being shame-shamed?

I have pleanty of first hand embarrassment but at least I’ve never claimed to super rich people that my friends are super important and shit only to have them sutprise visit me and act like complete idiots which is extra stupid because telling the truth that we saved the world on four separate occasions already would have been enough.

neko-crimson:

zedrin-maybe:

vigaishere:

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There’s only soup.

WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

i cant fucking believe

stickysheep:

8bitmickey:

getter1s:

getter1s:

fuck

yes

FUCK

YESSSS!!!!!!!

V R R R R R R R R  R  M M M MM M MM M MM M !!!!

@stickysheep

Oh precious bug children

jitterbugjive:

theosartisticthematics:

erindrawsstuff:

mkayismgay:

legend-of-laurel:

boilingheart:

okay so i just found this website to diagnose how much you have “sinned” (link is here) and so i decided just for kicks I’d put my name in and

im w h e e z i n g this is so inaccurate

@sonseulsoleil

good

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…. wow

Join me, Theo

yeah that sounds about right

dandantsunkun:

therarejackalope:

This is how Sony’s E3 conference went right?

@drcullentheamazing

thewickedobscurity:

bitsow:

the-majestic-cheese-turtle:

surprisebitch:

ectobiologyisms:

My Pepto-Bismol Super Bowl ad was unanimously rejected

this is terrifying

Why are you like this?

erwinsmitn:

erwinsmitn:

my dad works for the white house and he just told me that apparently the government banned kissanime on the white house wifi cause officials were watching it like, a noticeable amount

wait, I just mentioned this to him again and he said “no, they didn’t block kissanime from the White House, they banned it from the entire Department of Defense”