Silver Tongue

soupery:

iv been thinkin abt this all day and idk how to feel abt it

assuming gravity falls practically confirmed the infinite multiverse theory that means theres a universe (or several) that bill didnt touch at all and im trying to imagine how that’d go for the stans but i keep drawin blanks

Well, it’s possible that would mean that ford gets to go to the fancy college since the machine wasn’t that broken when Stanley left it and as a result, their feud wouldn’t have happened and stanley wouldn’t be a disappointment in his fathers eyes.

kaijusundae:

I found an exploitable screenshot of Mallow.

Naturally, I meme the fuck out of it.

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revscarecrow:
“ Rate my doggo pls
Rev: Something tells me this isn’t your dog nor is it a dog but 10/10 all the same
”

revscarecrow:

Rate my doggo pls

Rev: Something tells me this isn’t your dog nor is it a dog but 10/10 all the same

grunklesphinx:
“ grunklesphinx:
“IT’S THE CIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIFEEEEEEE
”
long live the king
”

grunklesphinx:

grunklesphinx:

IT’S THE CIIIIIIIIRCLE OF LIIIIFEEEEEEE

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long live the king

kiwianaroha:

smallswingshoes:

hipsterkittypostingteenybopper:

atane:

atane:

Oh, so now working with millennials is the worst because they work super hard and are driven?

What haven’t millennials done wrong at this point? Are millennials cannibals? They crave the taste of human flesh, don’t they?

Millennials are always to blame

“My dick is always soft and I need pills to get it up. Damn millennials! Let’s write an article about it!”

Wait, I thought we were lazy and ungrateful?

Somehow the culture of overworking is young millennials’ faults instead of the fault of, like, corporations and shit like that. -_-

“- or simply to avoid being replaced.”

Millennials are forced to relinquish their employment rights in order not to starve - those bastards!

distressedphilosopher:
“ gamzee:
“ Some quick art for a seeeecret thing
”
@janecrockerofficial
”

distressedphilosopher:

gamzee:

Some quick art for a seeeecret thing

@janecrockerofficial

muffinpines:
“doodle of the highlight of the year
”

muffinpines:

doodle of the highlight of the year 

asom-broso:

writing-prompt-s:

Your phone rings. The number looks familiar. You pick up to hear your own voice asking you for help.

“i need your help”

“bitch me too the fuck”

then hang up