Silver Tongue

amygdalan-arm:

bloodborne is about waking up and going “wots all this then” and getting increasingly horrifying answers

dont be rude, thats just what england is like

emil:

evilmario666:

neotrances:

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this is gonna be the worst movie ever made the poster alone is making me shake

You have no idea how pissed I am. Nobody has any idea how pissed I am. I think a mother who’s been distanced from her kid for years and just found out he’s been calling another woman “mother” wouldn’t understand my anger and heartbreak. I’m at a loss for words. When I saw the words “Mario: Chris Pratt”, I vomited so much that I couldn’t get high anymore, all of the edibles were out of me. Then I vomited up blood and had to go to the hospital, where I didn’t understand a single word because I’m stuck in Czechia. I broke my Pickle Rick pipe that I brought with me. It’s the 20th anniversary of my father going missing. I tried to astral project to fight Chris Pratt in the astral realm, but I couldn’t find him. I don’t think he has a soul to even fight. If he did, I could beat him. I took on Astral Yaoi Ronald Reagan, after all. I’m so mad, so fucking mad. It all hurts, it hurts so much. I’m traumatized. I have PTSD. Weed isn’t even helping me calm down. I don’t feel like I’m stable enough for harder drugs. This flat has ketamine and all sorts of harder drugs, but if I do any of them, I feel like I’ll black out and do horrible things to myself and others. I feel like I’m on the verge of a blood rage. If I wasn’t spiritually strong, I would’ve gone into a full blood rage. I’m starting a journal dedicated to manifesting bad energy towards Chris Pratt. I’m trying to send him psychic attacks and it keeps getting blocked. I think he has a consciousness shield of some kind. I’m so mad. I’m so fucking mad. 

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argumate:

kaijuno:

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never has a second degree anonymous acquaintance been roasted this hard

ratsofftoya:

i hope chris pratt’s mario impersonation offends so many italian americans that he gets put on a mob hit list

icarusfellintomyarms:
“suppermariobroth:
“In Super Mario 64, if Mario slides down into the big hole in the rolling rocks chamber in Hazy Maze Cave in a precise location, he will be caught on a piece of collision that will cause him to stumble...

icarusfellintomyarms:

suppermariobroth:

In Super Mario 64, if Mario slides down into the big hole in the rolling rocks chamber in Hazy Maze Cave in a precise location, he will be caught on a piece of collision that will cause him to stumble infinitely in place. Since the pause menu cannot be used to exit the course due to the “exit course” option appearing only when Mario is standing still and the glitch causing perpetual movement, the only escape is to wait for the falling rocks to eventually kill Mario.

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Do this to Chris pratt

userblood:

expectations vs reality

s0s2:

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