thegreateyeofsauron:

i like this myth because it implies every speedrunner is actually a cancer researcher who’s slacking off at work so they can %100 dk64

Obviously %100 dk64 is a waste of time because it means you’re skipping the rare banana. You gotta 101% that shit

chefpyro:

does this to you

daftpatience:

perfect snowman

foulserpent:

foulserpent:

if someone you know draws mouths like this watch out because at any moment they may post erotica of a nonhuman character humanized into a skinny white cisman  in a top hat and monocle 

everyone saying ‘this is weirdly specific’ definitely was not on tumblr in like 2011-2013, which i mean i guess i cant fault them for

banishedquasiroyal:

:O!!!

bifey:

bifey:

adaptation of a classic

my mother saw this and read it out loud so i had to witness my 45 year old mother say “no hemtai”, “sluts only” and “men get pegged” to me. i almost fucking collapsed

smallmangosteen:

cant believe nessie is rly a 34 yr old accountant from akron, ohio

joey-wheeler-official:

tilthat:

TIL Carl Sagan wanted to include “Here Comes the Sun” on a message to aliens, but the record company was scared of extraterrestrial copyright infringement.

via ift.tt

If this doesn’t sum up how dumb copyright law is idk what will

noenee:

nottobecrossed:

Your “guardian angel” is actually a demon that protects you and hurts people that are mean to you.

22nd:

Daily orc fact: they wear a pink gingham apron and comically large oven mitts to turn the spitroast