I don’t think it’s fair that your entire future can be dependent on if your teachers like you.
*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*
Guys, install the PanicButton extension for Chrome. It closes and saves all your open tabs and opens up your preset ‘Panic’ ones like Facebook, Yahoo and Google for example. Then you can restore all your tabs by clicking the button again and entering your password.
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Anonymous
LOVE the point about herbivorous animals occasionally supplementing their diet with protein sources. Just because an animal supplements its diet with something does not mean it can survive or thrive on a diet of just that thing.
Butterflies supplement their diets with mud, that doesn’t mean they can live off of mud. Chickens supplement their diet with insects and small vertebrates, that doesn’t mean they would thrive or be healthy on an all-meat diet.
Dogs adapted to better supplement their diet with carb-rich scraps from humans, that does not mean they can live healthy lives without meat composing a significant portion of their diet.
Human-ancestors, on the other hand, evolved from largely herbivorous apes and only became true omnivores relatively recently in our evolutionary history. We started supplementing our diet with more meat and eventually evolved to digest it better, but we still have most of the biological equipment to get all the nutrients we need from plant-based sources like our far-off ancestors used to. That’s why humans can thrive on a vegan diet.
Dogs and cats did not have ancestors that derived most of their nutrition from non-meat sources so they don’t have the biological equipment to thrive on that diet. Even if dogs WERE omnivores they would still have evolved from mostly meat-eating ancestors and so would not have the biological tools to live off a diet without any meat. Evolutionary history matters.
You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.
Soon after you begin your quest, you encounter another man in a similar situation. You decide to join forces, as two mortal men stand a better chance at punching Zeus than one.
Two villages over, you encounter a woman who had relations with Zeus and was left with a highly aggressive half-boar half-man offspring. She too feels your anger and offers to join your quest.
By the time you reach Mount Olympus, you’ve amassed a large and formidable army of cuckolded/ravished mortals, demigods with daddy issues, mythical creatures with scores to settle, and a seamstress who you’re pretty sure is Hera in disguise.
Zeus never stood a chance.I wanna read this book.
