Silver Tongue

shyriadracnoir:

theoracleofllaena:

the-goddamn-doomguy:

punkdanvers:

People are like “Doomguy is a murder machine with no feelings and his only pleasure is murder”

And I’m like “Dude ended up in this fucked up situation because he was disgraced after refusing to open fire on innocent civilians back on Earth, would rather sacrifice himself if it meant saving what’s left of humanity and had a pet bunny named Daisy”

I really, really hate it when people say or portray Doomguy as just a mindless sociopathic killing machine who cares for nothing other than murdering demons. Doomguy clearly cares about saving people as evident by the fact he looks down at the corpse in the beginning of DOOM 2016 and gets pissed off when Samuel Hayden told him fucking around with Hell was “for the betterment of mankind.” Olivia Pierce also taunts him about not being able to save people, further implying he actually does want to protect people. Also lets not forget how he backed up Vega.

Doomguy may take great joy in slaughtering demons, but that’s just because they’re made of pure evil and he’s a goddamn hero. Doomguy is chaotic good, end of story.

Also, remember how in Doom II, Doomguy literally fought the demons on Earth all by himself, as every other soldier was dead, and he personally flipped the switch to deactivate a forcefield keeping the starship full of human civilians trapped on Earth?  He stayed behind, knowing he was doomed to die, to ensure that the last survivors of the human race could escape.

That’s not an evil mass-murderer, that’s a true hero.

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Originally posted by kinsie

silly-slacker-person:

eronthebender:

honeybruh:

drwhothefuckyouthinkyoutalkinto:

femme-with-cherries:

reluctant-companion:

sellthatpussy:

cheyennefinch:

adulthoodisokay:

ooooh my god oh my god ohh god  (h/t)

Let me get this straight.

1. She wanted an abortion. He didn’t.
2. She had baby and gave him what he wanted.
3. She was clear about her intentions the entire time.
4. She pays OVER the court ordered amount in child support.
5. He regrets the child and wishes she would just do what he wants. (Aka. Be with him and take care of the kid she never wanted in the first place).

… and SHE’S the deadbeat?? Lol. Ok.

this girl is a fucking saint. i would’ve stolen his wallet and gotten an abortion because i’m not going through pregnancy and child support for some abusive fuckboy. 

WTF

And women get the stereotype of trying to “trap” men with pregnancy but I feel like dudes do this shit way more

He ain’t shit because he got the baby he wanted, just not how he wanted it. Good for her

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Originally posted by scissormytimber

This proves my idea that most men don’t even want kids, they just want a trophy to show off or prove they a “real man” cause they created a baby like “real men” supposed to. They want women to have the kid and take care of it, so all they have to do is show the baby off.

And women go through the same shit. They get pregnant and have kids, but then the father leaves cause they didn’t want kids. But when they go to get custody/child support they “gold diggers” and get hate for trying to tie a man down before he ready.

I love this, because if you click the link, almost every commentor on this post is ripping into this guy for calling her a deadbeat mom

halvezool:

adding insult to injury

gaywrites:
“This is not Mike Pence. He’s Glen Pannell – a gay man who looks creepily like Pence and is walking around New York in short shorts collecting money for social justice organizations. He sometimes goes by Mike Hot-Pence. ““I want to raise...

gaywrites:

This is not Mike Pence. He’s Glen Pannell – a gay man who looks creepily like Pence and is walking around New York in short shorts collecting money for social justice organizations. He sometimes goes by Mike Hot-Pence. 

“I want to raise dollars and I want to raise awareness,” Pannell told The Huffington Post. “And maybe offer some hope too. Isn’t it nice to imagine a bizarre through-the-looking-glass alternate reality where there’s a Mike Pence who champions women’s health and LGBTQ rights and the environment? Well that’s me!”

Pannell told The Huffington Post that last week he collected for Planned Parenthood and Natural Resources Defense Council, while this weekend he’ll be raising funds for The Trevor Project.

I needed this, you guys. I needed this. (via the Huffington Post

Everyone has a doppelganger. One who looks the exact same but is opposite in personality. Essentially we found Mike Pences good twin.

petite-pumpkin:
“Little christmas stockings!
There is also one that fell from the fireplace.
”

petite-pumpkin:

Little christmas stockings!


There is also one that fell from the fireplace.

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adurot:

conspicuouslad:

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

Pasteurising an egg is between 140℉ and 142℉ because it’s hot enough to kill bacteria but not hot enough to cook the egg, so it can be treated as raw after treating it.
Your average healthy core body temperature is 98.7℉
Taken rectal temperature, a fever is over 101℉
104℉ is life threatening and 122℉ means imminent death.
So if you can hard boil an egg, you’re well past dead.

What if you lit a fart on fire?

The blind leading the blind

clientsfromhell:

I own a PC repair shop and sell used machines from time to time. One great boon to my business came last year when Microsoft announced the free upgrade to Windows 10 for 7 and 8 users.  I had stickers printed up that said, “Compatible with Windows 10! Free upgrade!”  They flew off the shelves.  One slipped through the cracks and was sold as “guaranteed to work with Windows 10” but had an inferior video adapter.

The customer came in about two weeks ago and had a printout of the compatibility check from Microsoft saying that the video card was not compatible with Windows 10. Honoring my promise, I put a known-compatible card in the machine for the guy for free and apologize for the error.

The customer comes back again and says that it’s still not working. What’s more, he brought his “Windows 10 basic instructor” with him to help him out.

Now – who do you imagine would be teaching how to use Windows 10 to a community school of seniors? If you answered “an eighty year old woman who doesn’t  seem to understand computers whatsoever,” congratulations! Treat yourself to a cookie.

Knowing that this woman is a potential reference to all of her would be “students”, I was anxious to please her no matter what.  I told them to bring in the computer and I would get in running. They brought it in, and then the instructor sat down and started clicking around on it.

The first thing she did was open the browser, and click on one of those “scan pc for errors” pop-ups. I stopped her before she downloaded a file.

For 20 frustrating minutes, she wouldn’t let me run the compatibility test while falling for every piece of spam and malware you can imagine. Every time I tried to stop her from downloading a piece of “free” software to check if “your computer is too slow” she would lecture me on the importance of keeping a computer up to date.

Just business as usual.


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soupery:

atshipweek day 4: fav family, postin a day early

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