who needs pants on extra cold days when you have a million blankets
I was playing overwatch and a mei ran into where all the enemies were and froze herself then once everyone gathered around ready to murder this defenseless mei a reaper literally walked in and activated his death blossom and killed all of them and it was the most evil display of teamwork ive ever seen…
@scraps-is-busy we should do this
i like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “yeah, it’s grade A alright…the real deal.”
People are checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked you walnut
There was an issue at a store I tended to visit where somebody kept stealing eggs from the cartoons. Like you’d open a carton, and 3 or so eggs are missing. Happened so increasingly frequently that there had to be a carton inspector passing through daily to make sure there where 12 eggs.
@chocolatula
DO YOU EVER JUST LAUGH BECAUSE WHEN WE WERE FIRST INTRODUCED TO SOLLUX HE JUST ARGUED WITH HIMSELF FOR ABOUT TWO PARAGRAPHS AND THEN TOLD US TO GO AWAY
NONO WAIT THAT’S DEFINITELY THE BEST PART BUT THEN HE ASKS US TO COME BACK AND APOLOGIZES THE SECOND WE TURN TO NEPETA
sollux is a rad character about half the time








