Also unless you’re just getting like a few drinks, five is a shitty tip.
Honestly if I knew beforehand that the max tip u were gonna give me would be five bucks you’d get the most minimal degree of service I could provide.
Don’t do this. This is the most disrespectful thing on earth.
I was delivering pizza once, and this lady I was delivering to called five minutes after she placed her order wondering where it was. I told her that it would be forty five minutes from the time she placed the order, the same time we give for every customer unless we’re busy.
She asked if I could skip the customers ahead of her order and come straight to her, which I don’t mind if it’s along the way for the route, but hers wasn’t. I told her I would be there as soon as possible. I delivered the pizza in thirty minutes, fifteen faster than her eta. When I arrived, she asked me to hold up my hand and she placed five dollars in it, then took away three of them because “I didn’t get there fast enough.”
I couldn’t even speak, I was so blown away and angry. I refused to deliver to her period after that day.
• Normalize going to Burger King at 3 am
• Normalize falling asleep inside the Burger King
• NORMALIZE filling up your empty milk jugs with drinks from the sofa fountain
• NORMALIZE JACKING IT IN THE BK BATHROOM
• NORMALIZE FIGHTING THE MANAGER
•NORMALIZE •FINDING •AND KILLING •THE BURGER KING
Bad day?
GREAT DAY
hold on, wait, im canceling this post for a fucking second
in what possible fucking way is this #gaybottomproblems
Either there’s no joke, the bowling ball is the joke, or maybe it’s too abstract for my tiny little simian mind
some of my mutuals don’t understand this so
there’s an old school meme where you remove the middle two panels of a ctrl alt delete comic, and almost always it results in a less wordy and funnier comic
it’s to prove a point that buckley’s writing sucks and is improved by removing half of it
smh the most important part of the cad rule is you gotta remove the text from the last panel
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
