YO OKAY SO I WAS IN THE DIAMOND DISTRICT IN NYC JUST CASUALLY WINDOW SHOPPING AND SHIT, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL,
WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN THIS FUCKING THING CATCHES MY EYE.
THIS. FUCKING. THING.
ITS AS BIG AS MY FUCKING HAND AND ITS MADE OF REAL MUFUCKIN DIAMONDS AND GOLD.
THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR PEOPLE. LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE.
THIS IS WHAT THE WORLD HAS COME TO.
FUCK.what a shrektacular piece of jewelry
all that glitters is gold
someone: i headcanon this character as trans
me: 👌 👀 💯 👍
someone: this character is trans and it's canon!! sorry, i don't make the rules!! keep reblogging, it's making the cis people mad!! if you disagree then you're transphobic!!
me: 👎
Is actually a ditto disguised as a mew disguised as a noodle.
I am clearly a Noodle Disguised as a Ditto Disguised as a Mew Disguised as a Coonidile who is disguised as a Noodle!
IN YOUR FACE RELIGION!
or?
Y’know… I’ve done some pretty odd stuff with Meanie Belle before, but even I’m not sure where this is going…
if it gets out of control, you could always pawn it off as one of dinkies magic foodstuffs



