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pembrokewkorgi:

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thesnadger:

sci-universe:

The tail of a 99-million-year-old dinosaur, including bones, soft tissue, and even feathers, has been found preserved in amber, according to a report published today in the journal Current Biology.

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A micro-CT scan of the delicate feathers that cover the dinosaur tail. Image: Lida Xing. 

While individual dinosaur-era feathers have been found in amber, and evidence for feathered dinosaurs is captured in fossil impressions, this is the first time that scientists are able to clearly associate well-preserved feathers with a dinosaur, and in turn gain a better understanding of the evolution and structure of dinosaur feathers.

We clearly need a new Jurassic Park movie featuring cute feathery dinosaurs.

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A reconstruction of a small coelurosaur
Credit: Chung-tat Cheung

Okay this is really really cool BUT IT IS CRIMINAL to leave out the funniest part of this story.

The paleontologist who “discovered” this sample didn’t dig it up,  he and his team found it in an amber market where the amber it was preserved in had been shaped and was being sold as jewelry

This is both ridiculous and exciting though, because on one hand it’s a shame this sample was cut and shaped before anyone who knew what it was could get their hands on it, it also gives us an idea of how many other samples might be in that particular amber mine. 

Also this amazing quote from Xing:

“I was not sure that (the trader) really understood how important this specimen was, but he did not raise the price.”

OH MY GOD

This is the best news of 2016

If I have an excuse to play my favorite movie theme… BY GOD, I’m going to do it.

masstersword:

mahboi:

pokemon:

It’s all fun and games until somebody gets stuck in a giant bubble.

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THE ORIGIN

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petalpetal:
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petalpetal:

zooophagous:

sexhaver:

full context:

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Some nerd: Stop sexualizing Pokemon!
Game Freak: here is a lizard evolved for sex.
Boys
Anonymous

they’re smelly

If homestuck was an anime the light would be reflecting off of everyone's glasses ,unable to show anything except lens flares
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officialspec:

exactly

especially vriska and arquariusprite

metalslugx:
“Either there’s no joke, the bowling ball is the joke, or maybe it’s too abstract for my tiny little simian mind
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metalslugx:

Either there’s no joke, the bowling ball is the joke, or maybe it’s too abstract for my tiny little simian mind

thomas-sanders-with-vine:

My Nightly Routine 📺

Netflix is a modern day Scheherazade

captain-atlantic:

I can’t believe I made Game Grumps and Wendy’s break up :///

hauntsichord:

the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it