crowley-for-king:

just-shower-thoughts:

In the dog world, humans are elves that routinely live to be 500+ years old.

frauleinandraws:

i uh, ‘acquired’ a copy of cs6 from a friend, and decided to draw a celebratory jade!!

cultural-temmieist:

timetickticksaway:

LMAO 

heteros are illegal in overwatch, confirmed

reminds me of this

prongsmydeer:

prongsmydeer:

When tall people are sad and they try to make themselves smaller by hunching or wrapping themselves around a small person but they just look like a forlorn giraffe

sugarykitties:

smolgingerpirate:

thepolyglotdream:

p-y-w-t:

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

ooh i’m glad to explain this!
see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile!
same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

#russians dont have eyes

dapperspacedorito:

sammy-makes-moosetracks:

The climax of poetic literature.

There comes a point when you try to convince yourself that My Immortal was written as a joke and yet you still doubt your conclusions.

dontyoufourcheddarboutme:

making my way downtown

walking fast

dat boi pass

o shit waddup

black–lamb:

yondaimektabi:

1. “I’m broke”
Means you don’t have any money.

2. “Nah man, I’m broke”
Means you don’t have money to spend or give to other people.

3. “I’m broke right now”
Means you’re saving your money for bigger things.

how am i all 3 at the same damn time?

deep-sea-prince:

I am approx. 32 Cheetos tall