Silver Tongue

ayellowbirds:

illemuise:

i love when games are like “you can become a cyborg and gain all these powers…but are you TRULY HUMAN afterwards???” like i sincerely do not care. give me the robot powers. make me strong

“Your definition of humanity is weak and my robot thighs are strong.”

elliexer:

medicinevendor:

This is one of the funniest things thats ever happened to me

TAG YOURSELVES IM JUNKRAT KNOWINGLY WALKING INTO HIS DEATH

thoodleoo:

can we please have a version of drunk history except it’s called drunk mythology and people who know a lot about myths just get hammered and ramble about them with cartoony reenactments going on in the background? because i would totally go on tv and drunkenly kinkshame zeus

Commonwealth-Compliments - [DIO FARTING LOUDLY]

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I am a well qualified and mature adult I swear.

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ohgaywhatever:

whitewolf634:

pinkphilosopher:

moonblossom:

deluxetrashqueen:

Honestly, Rick Rolling is the best practical joke ever. Like, there’s nothing offensive or mean  spirited about it. It’s just like “Oops you thought there would be something else here but it’s ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’.” which isn’t even a bad song. It’s fairly enjoyable to listen to. There’s no jumpscares, no screaming, no ill will. Just Rick Astley telling you he’s never going to give you up. I think that’s great. “You fell into my trap! Here, listen to this completely benign song that will have no negative effect on you.” 

I wish this were true. There’s a really good article about the problems inherent with rickrolling here.

Very interesting. I never thought about that and now I feel bad.

Man, that sucks.

….Now I kind of feel like an asshole cause this used to be my go to jokes when I was younger.

Actually that claim was later disproven

the "I told ya'll this would happen but nobody listened to me" squad
Virgo, Taurus, Libra, Cancer, Leo, Aries

chefpyro:

Who’s Grace and why is she so amazing?

She sounds so sweet

freckled-punk:

“being an art student is easy” buddy pal do you know how many fucking colors there are

vialhazard:

me as a gym leader: *flicking lights on and off* welcome to my ghost type gym 

trainer: this is an out of business hot topic 

heycharlieday:
“ the final moments of breaking bad
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heycharlieday:

the final moments of breaking bad