cosmicmewtwo:

cosmicmewtwo:

wtf kind of factoid is this

okay fuck it I did the math.

• assume the stadium is operating at about 10 megawatts (which according to some lazy googling is what an NFL stadium consumes during peak demand)
• by that assumption it’s gonna need 45096480 gigajoules of energy to power it for 143 years
• therefore goku is cranking out about 45 goddamn petajoules when he goes super saiyan
• further googling tells me that 1 petajoule could power the city of calgary for 3 weeks. 
• conclusion: just fucking stick some jumper cables onto goku’s nipples and he could power a canadian city for like 3 years probably
  

official-daft-punk:

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

scraps-is-busy:

rosexknight:

baudelaire-sanctuary:

How unfortunate.

Originally posted by voldemortsiphone

CAN WE PLEASE GET A TRAILER SOON!?

Originally posted by its-a-metawhore

mitsame:

2014 > 2016

killbenedictcumberbatch:

asgardreid:

nancybotwinning:

did-you-kno:

A painter in Los Angeles kept missing his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway, so he did his research, climbed up the overhead sign, and changed it himself without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.  

So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

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Originally posted by the-reactiongifs

You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

chaotic good

mx-bones:

mx-bones:

wow

HPLY FUCKIGNG SHIT LOOK AT WHAT I FOUND

I’m pretty sure I just passed Alec Baldwin on the street

caramelkeks:

If you could only know what we really are…

Another collab with my dear buddy Natayaz !! C:

i’m pretty sure I just farted the futurama theme

beakbone:

methylbenzene:

Matt and I saw this piece of nightmare fuel at Salvation Army yesterday (Taken with Instagram)

Just like Bart!