Silver Tongue
madcatalex15:
“ tinykumi:
“ relatablepicturesofhanzo:
“ “Genji don’t embarrass me in front of my friends” ”
“What friends, Hanzo?” ”
“I will throw your ass in the meat grinder a second time, don’t test me.” ”

madcatalex15:

tinykumi:

relatablepicturesofhanzo:

“Genji don’t embarrass me in front of my friends”

“What friends, Hanzo?”

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“I will throw your ass in the meat grinder a second time, don’t test me.”

emperorlazuli:

xjunkrat:

when u do smthing impulsive n immediately regret it

@llunyaa

xekstrin:

xekstrin:

Spoilers for moana

My favorite part was when the trickster god archetype created a literal Disney musical montage just so he could steal a teenager’s boat

you’re welcome

fistfightsandstilettos:

bemusedlybespectacled:

pkcider:

canisthejwalker:

pkcider:

classystarman:

who’s gonna dm at my wedding?

roll for wedding vows

It’s a Nat 1…

“me… husband” I say nervously as I accidentally knock out the marriage officiant and somehow eat the ring

what would a nat 20 do?

the wedding is perfect and no one stumbles on their vows at all, everyone cries, there’s no weird family stuff, and everyone who attends or even passes by the venue is inspired to spread love everywhere they go in their life

also the Red Dragon that was about to destroy everything rethinks his life and goes home to spread the wealth of his hoard to the needy, essentially eliminating economic imbalance for a long ass time

furrypost-generator:

theradicalace:

furrypost-generator:

there are two types of people:

those who awoo and those who nya

what if you’re both

death penalty

official-spec:
“here comes a special girl!!! here comes a special girl!!!
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official-spec:

here comes a special girl!!! here comes a special girl!!!

trumps supporters: this generation of “triggered” crybabies overreact too much!!!

weavemama:

mall of america: we’re gonna have black santa 

trump supporters: 

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starbucks: we’re gonna say happy holidays

trump supporters:

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hamilton: mike pence please look out for us and be careful 

trump supporters:

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kellogs: we don’t want our ads on a bigoted news site

trump supporters: 

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the rest of america: hillary won the popular vote

trump supporters:

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