I hate when people get all snobby like “uhm, humans didn’t EVOLVE from apes, humans and apes share a common ancestor”
Yeah well guess what shitlips, that common ancestor? an ape. By every taxonomical definition, it would be considered an ape.
.. I mean shit, by taxonomical definition, humans still are apes. They fall under the family Hominidae. We didn’t ditch that branch when we put pants on.
gorillas and chimps are closer relatives to humans then they are to orangutans
We are 100% literally just a very strange, specialised species of great ape. Which I get why some people would find that weird, but remember whales are a highly specialized species of cloven hoofed mammal
also those beads around the guy-suppose-to-be-the-christmas-tree are tree lights (i should’ve used references for the sleigh but its too late now ;;v;)
no need to ask, but do mention me/tag my username on your post so i can see it too~
@deyogee Imagine somehow incorporating crawford and Herbert and their companions into this
Dad after I come home from hanging out with friends: WHERE WERE YOU WHY WERE YOU NOT HERE ARE YOU ON DRUGS
Dad after I stay in all day: YOU ARE SO LAZY, ALL YOU DO IS GET ON YOUR COMPUTER ALL THE TIME, YOU NEED TO GO OUT MORE OFTEN
Attention non-artists who commission artists: don’t fuckin do this???
Actually had someone do this to me too. Was doing a art stream, it took me over 2 hours to do his inked commission, he got a refund cause ‘it took too long’ that he figured I wasn’t going to do it after I gave him the file.
Don’t do this. Do not.
I’ve had this happen to me with a $350 comic :/ I had already finished it, it was full color, 6 panels and had a full bg in every panel. I was lucky in that I didn’t spend him money yet, but it left me without funds. I’ve also had the above happen to me as well.
Don’t do this shit to artists. We’re people too. Drawing for you is more than a hobby. It’s a job.
Use Paypal Invoices.
I cannot stress this enough. That shit helps A LOT when it comes down to Paypal refunds/disputes.
There’s a description box that let’s you put in what the product is/how long it’ll take/yadda yadda, and then there’s another little memo box that only you and paypal can see where you can say it’s a digital commission and doesn’t require shipping (So Donald Mcfuck can’t say that they never got their commission).
And there’s also a box for your Terms & Conditions where you can say, if you have any conflicts/want a refund - email me, or you can actually tell the user that this is a digital commission and they won’t be getting a hard copy of it.
ARTISTS. PLEASE USE PAYPAL INVOICES. it will SAVE you. And to: the people who do this to artists – Fuck you. It’s okay if you change your mind and want a refund. But freaking TALK to us and let us know what’s going on. Let us WORK with you.
also, if you do a dispute on paypal for something you got on etsy, etsy will shut down the seller’s store until it’s ‘resolved’, for weird values of resolved that go beyond just clicking resolved on paypal, and which i was never able to navigate.
i had someone dispute on a handspun yarn commission because it took too long, and i was incommunicado bc my spouse was in the hospital. when i came back and emailed them “hey um my spouse was in the hospital that’s why i dropped the ball on you” they immediately withdrew the dispute, but etsy didn’t give my shop back.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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