senakoko:

pr1nceshawn:

Why Movies About College are Actually Full of Shit.

This is very important because my brother and I grew up thinking college was like this. Like we would live out a beer commercial.

And when I got to college and it DIDN’T happen, it stressed me out. I thought I was doing something wrong again. I had, apparently, messed up high school according to the media, and now college?! The supposed best time of my life?! It created a big depression, and living far from home made it worse as I had no friends or family I could immediately talk to. It took a long time for me to understand that movies and commercials and shows that portray college like that is complete and utter bullshit.

baenling:

lanternlighting:

thepinkestpug:

osseus-custos:

brot8o-chip:

outaspaceman:

I’ve invented ‘The Knife-Wielding Tentacle'👍

“if anybody would like to volunteer to come and turn it off, that would be just fine by me”

@fake-bird

@lanternlighting When did your brother get an english accent?

(x)

@darkamoeba

mx-bones:

r ppl still tagging nsfr for food posts

do u ppl rly think that ppl who fast are savages that will break their fast period when they see food or immediately ravage the kitchen just bc they see food

pls educate yourself about Ramadan and fasting before you, come to me, a Malaysian who also fasts, about my country’s culture

If it was really such a problem, couldn’t people just tag their food as food so people who can’t eat for whatever reason, or even people who just don’t want to see food flood their dash, can blacklist #food?

nineinthezigzagoon:

get your shit together mudkip

wearefighter:

skyrimglitches:

This is still my fave skyrim screenshot of all time

Perception checks are serious business.

I think that dragon is dead. Or at least it’s not aggrod on you. If it was, it would appear as a red dot on your compass.

careens:

careens:

he was a tater tot, she said see ya later thot

she ran a hater blog, he said he was pepe frog

Green eyes? changeling?!

Nah, that’s @pembrokewkorgi character, @letsaskinkblot

It’s just how I colour eyes, I colour the whites as being lighter shades of whatever their eye colour is.

madlyinlov3onda:

I just pre-ordered a $70 videogame while wearing $5 shoes and I think that says a lot about the kind of woman I am

It says you’re a woman who prefers comfort and entertainment

silversarcasm:

thelesbianoverlord:

silversarcasm:

I hope Autistic girls are all having a nice day <3

*All

Yeah, like I said I hope Autistic girls are all having a nice day 

homospacegems:

their married flirting is what gets me tho, like they’ve been married 5000 years, ruby says “have i seen you somewhere before” stop that