Silver Tongue

I can’t believe Mod Silver fucking died for our sins one year ago today

Satan: Hey I bought your soul last month and-
Me: No returns. 
Satan: Please it's making me sad.

glitterysticker:

You mean to tell me after all this man has done, the businesses can’t RESPECT him

honey-blush:

I realized something while drawing Reaper….. why does he have shotgun shells? Then I thought… maybe they’re party poppers…..

how the signs overshare

angry/salty rants: aries, virgo, scorpio, capricorn
excited gushing about something they love: gemini, leo, sagittarius, aquarius
emotional stress rant about personal life: taurus, cancer, libra, pisces

to Ramses: Deliver us, hear our call! Deliver us, Lord of all! Remember us, here in this burning sand! Deliver usThere's a land you promised us! Deliver us to the promised land!

Anonymous

scraps-is-busy:

“Deliver you? Why, what a strange notion…”
“When it comes to filthy humans, I have opted to deliver you a painful death.”

thirstinism:

asss-princess:
marsblackmon101:
best-seen-in-snow:
thetattedstoner:
lmao
It’s even funnier when you know everyone surrounding them is secret service lol.
Even the people taking pictures are secret service
Even the babies are secret service
The chairs too

Even obama is secret service. Who better to protect the president than the president.

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:
I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

kilalabunnies:

friendlycoolguy:
*five minutes before closing time at work*
me: nice now that theres no customers i guess i can start closing up :-)
customer:
@silver-tongues-blog @rosexknight