The new captain jumped from the deck, fully dressed, and sprinted through the water. A former lifeguard, he kept his eyes on his victim as he headed straight for the couple swimming between their anchored sportfisher and the beach. “I think he thinks you’re drowning,” the husband said to his wife. They had been splashing each other and she had screamed but now they were just standing, neck-deep on the sand bar. “We’re fine; what is he doing?” she asked, a little annoyed. “We’re fine!” the husband yelled, waving him off, but his captain kept swimming hard. ”Move!” he barked as he sprinted between the stunned owners. Directly behind them, not 10 feet away, their 9-year-old daughter was drowning. Safely above the surface in the arms of the captain, she burst into tears, “Daddy!”
How did this captain know—from 50 feet away—what the father couldn’t recognize from just 10? Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect. The captain was trained to recognize drowning by experts and years of experience. The father, on the other hand, had learned what drowning looks like by watching television. If you spend time on or near the water (hint: that’s all of us) then you should make sure that you and your crew know what to look for whenever people enter the water. Until she cried a tearful, “Daddy,” she hadn’t made a sound. As a former Coast Guard rescue swimmer, I wasn’t surprised at all by this story. Drowning is almost always a deceptively quiet event. The waving, splashing, and yelling that dramatic conditioning (television) prepares us to look for is rarely seen in real life.
Do they have a dart board lined with topics and they throw the dart and decided what’s cultural appropriation today?
Nope. More random than that. More like they have this circular pen where the floor is various non offensive-non racist topics. They then take a chicken, behead it and where the chicken’s neck lands that’s what’s considered “racist, cultural appropriation and offensive”.
Gee, if only there was a show that had a similar episode or two but handled it much better with actual not cringe humor. Oh wait…
Craig McCracken everybody.
Save us from this terrible reboot McCracken.
well McCracken can save us but what we need to do is support wander over yonder. It’s a wonderful show that isn’t being renewed. We need to help prove to disney that it’s well worth renewing.
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