elasticitymudflap:

elasticitymudflap:

hot topic finally got it right

FINALLY I HAVE CLOSURE

and if u think i wont buy a shitton more when they’re back in stock to add to my collection of Uncomfortable And Ready Garnets Guarding My Room: 

ur wrongo

twinking:

listening to a sad song in the car and acting like you’re in a music video

silver-tongues-blog:

So I figured a few things out

A) I would be a rogue of heart

B) my planet in the medium would be the land of wind and rain

C) my strife specibus would be a locket. A magic locket that shows you what you want most and uses it against them.

silver-tongues-blog:

Finally made myself as a sburb player.

My kernalsprite would be prototyped  first with my plush red panda and then later with my bird, pete, to make the petesprite

scafe-dragon:

mx-bones-deactivated20160831:

This is not my server, this is @sigmatique ’s server. Ask him, not me.

we have evidence of you posting some rude signs, griefed outer town and killed the animals.

core protect provided the activity log since its a pretty handy plugin I installed to Sigma’s server.
Very useful with finding out who did what.

yieks. That’s way worse than what I did to get banned.

b0ssbot:

Arin Hanson

• wont take off the FUCKING HOVER BOOTS
  

I think I may have just remembered some things I wanted to forget.

snowstorm-thirteen:

living400lbs:

daji-ruhu:

systlin:

daji-ruhu:

artistickacchi:

daji-ruhu:

pretty-boy-jon:

ooswinssouffle:

appropriately-inappropriate:

rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

TABI ANECDOTE

My final year I lived with engineering masters students. One night, I’m finishing up my final paper, I’m juuuust backing up my final copy, and my housemate’s cat knocks a vase over onto my laptop.

Which wouldn’t be a problem except my cable had been chewed on (thanks Kobe), so the wiring was exposed. Circuits short out, I fling myself back to avoid electrocution and by the time we get the situation handled, my laptop AND my external hard drive have been fried by the surge.

I mean, fried. Like, they-are-vaguely-smoking fried.

I start to cry, because there goes fifty percent of my final grade.

Ahmad just goes “it’s okay, we will fix”. I’m like “how the fuck do you propose that?” And he’s like “I have spare laptop.” “THIS IS DUE IN THE AM!”

And he looks me dead in the eye and goes, “I said I will help. Go get the laptop.”

So off I go. By the time I make it downstairs, there’s this chemical /reek/ in the kitchen. I go in and there he is, methodically crushing caffeine pills with the bottom of a glass on a ceramic plate, periodically dusting the powder into a cooking pot. Meanwhile, his coffee pot is chugging away on the counter.

As I watch, he takes the coffee pot, empties it into the cooking pot, lets THAT come to a boil and dumps in some of his Turkish coffee, AND the remaining caffeine pill powder, which by now is starting to look uncomfortably like coke.

He lets that steep, and by now the coffee/burning smell is so strong it’s woken up all six of the other housemates, who have all come downstairs and are vacillating between staring at my laptop and at this concoction with undisguised horror.

He pours this sludge into a mug, stirs in about four /tablespoons/ of sugar and slides it my way.

I figure that I’m probably dead either way regardless, so I suck it back, filtering the grounds through my teeth as I go.

I’ve had three sips when it hits, and I feel my heart trip on a beat. I must have gone white cause he nods, all pleased, and points me at his laptop.

Long story short, I got an week’s extension, didn’t sleep for five days, had a conversation with my BLINDS in SPANISH, and got a B+, with a note that it was an “engaging read and well-written, when intelligible”.

To this day, coffee any stronger than a pale off-beige makes my chest hurt.

I honestly thought he was going to drink the coffee and perform was magic on the laptop but.. nope. even better. Honest to god, I really want to know how that conversation with the blinds went. 

Bruh. BRUH.

This is so real. LMFAOOO

I’m concerned for all of you. You at least shortened your life by ten years.

I hate to use a Mad Max reference but WITNESS ME. -chugs monster and takes midterms-

My minor is in Chemistry. 

I collect chemistry glassware. 

I figured out how to triple-distill and vacuum-extract coffee to raise the caffeine concentration 20-30x. 

The first time I sampled a mug of the end product, I didn’t sleep for 2 days and was convinced that I could feel air molecules. 

Now I drink it in shot glasses. 

THE GATES OF VALHALLA ARE OPEN. WITNESS ME. 

I AM SCREAMING YOU ARE AWAITED

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING. 

I had so many energy shots and caffeine chocolate bars between high school and uni that caffeine in smaller amounts doesn’t effect me at all these days. Cola, regular coffee, small cans of energy drinks, I don’t even count those things as caffeine consumption anymore. I gotta have the larger cans of energy drink or very strong coffee to get any kind of kick out of it at all.

funyarinpaaaaaaaa:

merkonan:

asleepontheceiling:

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties
bossy - all beef
deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)
on a raft - on toast
4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese
animal-style - cooked in mustard
extra shingles - extra toast
with a shimmy - jelly on the toast
and a squeeze - orange juice on the side
light axle grease - with butter
make it cry - extra onions
burn it - well done
let it swim - extra sauce

You forgot the orange juice on the side

you forgot the pickles

A character who has yet to be introduced.