Finally made myself as a sburb player.

My kernalsprite would be prototyped  first with my plush red panda and then later with my bird, pete, to make the petesprite

justnabingaround:

when you’re trying to end the fight and they make a stupid comment

a-vinlander-skald-and-bearsark:

insanefastone:

darthevzimus:

opalsoda:

crash-antebois:

dirk-the-hatter:

osheamobile:

thatoneblogyoualmostremember:

roguesareth:

myherokills:

You trip and fall to your death.

Critical fail, you swallow a knife and it explodes.

“As the assassin foolishly tries to slide down the gravelly side of the mountain, he trips and slits his throat on his knife. He’s dead. Anyone else want to do anything stupid?”

“You somehow determine that the golem is made of bacon.”

“You go to search the body, but manage instead to trigger the bear trap. I’m rolling damage now.”

“You shoot your unconscious bleeding cleric, roll damage. Don’t forget your favored enemy bonus.”

“You fail to notice the pit in front of you as you direct your horse to walk into it.”

“The mugger then proceeds to shoot his friend in the foot”

“the opponent sneezes and accidentally stabs himself to death”

“You try to pick the door, but the door picks you. You’ve been impaled.”

“You let go of the bow instead of its string, and it hits you in the face before falling at your feet.”
me: can i just pretend like i totally meant to do that
//rolls a nat 20 on a bluff check
“Everyone totally saw that but it looked like you completely meant to do that.”

“Right. The archer in the tree just shot himself in the foot. With a Longbow. He is now pinned to the tree with a clothyard shaft. Oh look. You’re all next.”

you fall back down into the pit (while trying to climb out), breaking the jar that you went in there to get.

teacandy:

kalgalen:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

wow. what a superpower.

pretty sure I already have this one considering how many people hate me for no reason and get pissed when I try to find out what their problem is.

Was doodling in class. Most of it was me if I played sburb. Bonus BP4 belongs to @deoxyrebornicleic

storytellerdraws:

I came up with a werefolf last night with the help of some people on discord. We’ve decided on the name Laurie.

Is that the dog from the goosebumps theme?

diamond-tiara-4-serving-spoon:

odinsblog:

PRESIDENT OBAMA VISITS HIROSHIMA

After his speech, President Obama exchanged an emotional embrace with Shigeaki Mori, 79, a bomb survivor who spent decades after the war researching the fates of American prisoners of war who were killed when the city was bombed.

I have to admit, this was a nice way for him to end his run as president.