why hanzo left tiddie out?
Anonymous
i hated the other political team alignments post with current presidential nominees cause it vilified certain teams so i made a better one
Veterans stand for Standing Rock
On December 4, hundreds of veterans plan to “deploy” to Standing Rock Indian Reservation in North Dakota to join in protest against the planned Dakota Access Pipeline.
The event, Veterans Stand for Standing Rock, is a call for veterans to “assemble as a peaceful, unarmed militia” to “defend the water protectors from assault and intimidation at the hands of the militarized police force and DAPL security.“
A beautiful example of solidarity and courage! These veterans who have known the horrors of war and the sufferings of minorities understand the stakes of these historical events that are happening in Standing Rock, events that are a worldwide symbol for the legitimate defense of peoples against the oppressor. #Love it!
Amazing
currently at 2,100 veterans headed there this weekend, additional “shifts” of veterans are already filling up for upcoming missions
they’re still ~$200,000 short of their fundraising goal, please check it out and help if you’re able: https://www.gofundme.com/veterans-for-standing-rock-nodapl
playing Uno with my family and 6-year-old cousin when suddenly….
Him: Are you a boy or a girl? You look like a girl, but you dress like a boy… And you have hairy armpits!
*everyone at the table freezes; wide eyes fixed on me…*
Me: Well, I didn’t want to say anything but….Neither. I’m a mermaid. I wear these clothes so I can easily run from the Dolphin Police because truthfully, I’m not supposed to be here on dry land. Oh, and that’s not hair, it’s seaweed.
Him:So, that’s why your hair is red!!!!!
Later that night, we are drawing & my hair is up in a ponytail…
Him: What’s that thing on your ear? *points to my hearing aid*
Me: Ah, this. It’s a device that lets me hear what the Dolphins are up to at all times. Every mermaid has one.
Him: Are you lying?
Me: Here, I’ll prove it to you. *takes out hearing aid, feedback screeches* See? They’re angry. I’ve told you too much…
Him: *whispers* Oh my god….
A year later, his mom texts me and says he STILL thinks I’m a mermaid outlaw, and that he swears he saw me swimming in a river they drove by one day. yeah it’s a big fat lie but I’m a real-life fucking mermaid in this kids mind…who else can say that?!?
the 8th deadly sin, gaming
gaming is a combination of greed (gamer money), gluttony (potion and munch), envy (friend gets epic loot and you don’t), wrath (nerd rage), sloth (all day gaming), lust (titty game), and pride (epic accomplishment)
gaming is not the 8th sin, it’s all of themholy shit… signal boost
