h0lyhandgrenade:

Cold.

thebootydiaries:

how people think girls comment on each others selfies: 

• omg gorgeous <3(:
  
• that’s my best friend right there <3
  
• you look so good babe !
  
• beautiful as always xoxo
  

how girls actually comment on each others selfies: 

• pee on me
  
• spit on my limbs
  
• The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1346–53.
  
• u look like a sausage 

yogurtbunny:

so um

a bunch of my friends have been getting this:

and apparently it’s being sent to strangers as well. anyone who reblogs a popular post of mine.

everyone’s unfollowing me and i’m so scared. if you see anyone spreading this please correct them: i have NEVER done anything like that. they’re also saying i have rape charges against me to some people. i don’t, and i am neither of those things. anyone who knows me would know i’m not like that in the slightest and i’m very adamantly against child abuse and rape. 

i got this message:

and realized it was the person who sent me this earlier, after i said i would have to stop drawing for free with my financial situation right now:

so tl;dr: someone got mad that my art wasn’t free (and was very rude) so i responded accordingly with an undermining tone. they didn’t like it, so now they’re lying and telling people i approve of rape and abuse children. 

draggysden:

I’m glad we live in an era where more people would rather make out with a dragon than slay it

hipsterkittypostingteenybopper:

atane:

atane:

Oh, so now working with millennials is the worst because they work super hard and are driven?

What haven’t millennials done wrong at this point? Are millennials cannibals? They crave the taste of human flesh, don’t they?

Millennials are always to blame

“My dick is always soft and I need pills to get it up. Damn millennials! Let’s write an article about it!”

Wait, I thought we were lazy and ungrateful?

kiyuyu:

mylittlecuriosityrp:

strawberry-kisu:

Yo please send me some I’m curious as heck 💖

Tsundere - Hostile outside, loving on the inside

Yandere - Sweet outside, obsessive and psychoic inside

Kuudere - Silent/cool, turns loving afterwards

Dandere - Usually quiet until the right person comes along


Kamidere - Just like tsundere but has a god-like complex

Dorodere - Sweet outside, messed up and disturbed inside

Deredere - Loving and affectionate

Himedere- Just like tsundere, but princess-like

toxixpumpkin:

Santa Claus and a Demonic Tree worshiped by orphan children work together to kill a woman via electrocution  

official-spec:

happy bday to my emotionally awkward boys

gluttonace:

i mak gud game