imperatoralicia:

I watched Tom read for a bit, and it was a journey.

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nonsensicallycereal:
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gods are asleep post incredibly detailed homestuck shipping grid

stackthedeck:

Okay here’s what I don’t understand about animal crossing

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The villagers just wear shirts okay I can vibe with that Donald Duck logic

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But Isabelle and Tom Nook wear shirts AND PANTS (Timmy and Tommy are standing right there! Do they feel naked???)

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Crazy Redd only wears pants and they’re not even pants, let’s be real that’s an APRON HIS ASS IS JUST HANGING OUT

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The Able sisters couldn’t even agree on a dress code! Sable and Mable just have aprons on, no shirt or pants and Labelle is SERVING LOOKS the other sisters have to feel a little uncomfortable about this

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BLATHERS ONLY HAS A BOW TIE (maybe his front is like a sweater vest but it doesn’t look like it)

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KK SLIDER IS COMPLETELY NAKED

Tom is a Tanuki. He has massive balls. He’s got to hide them behind pants

cool-eevee:

cool-eevee:

As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext

This post is about Tom Nook and Redd’s divorce

Animal crossing has been very clear that “business partners” means a couple

I got everything bit the ex

I got everything bit the ex

banishedquasiroyal:

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how do jocks even work

zetrystan:

I hope they don’t discover I used the Statue of Liberty to decorate my beach.

second-hand-heaven:
“I thought for a second that this was Stephanie Brown and Batman and accepted it
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second-hand-heaven:

I thought for a second that this was Stephanie Brown and Batman and accepted it