roachpatrol:

joshnewberry:

people who complain about dinosaurs “not being scary anymore” because its been discovered they have feathers and are closely related to/ancestors of birds are so bizarre like

  • its not about how scary they are, they are/were real life animals and what matters is learning more about them, not how well they fit into your science fiction horror film lol
  • can you imagine a 13 foot chicken running at you with full intent to eat you??? thats fucking terrifying holy shit

peacocks are synonymous with vain, frivolous beauty and they will attack cars. they will attack you while you try to get to your car. they’re like six feet of useless feathers and they will destroy you. imagine if they were carnivorous and had functional spurs. 

a t-rex could look like a gay disco ball and i guarantee that you would fucking book it if it had a problem with you

Tv Trope Meme

guideofthetornworld:

Forgive me, community, for I have sinned. 

Send me a ‘ 💡  ‘ and one of my character’s names and I’ll give you a link to a TV Trope page that applies to them, but I won’t explain why!

notpulpcovers:
“ And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands...

notpulpcovers:

And on the pedestal these words appear:
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

unrelise:

You mentioned a creed before. What is it? Nothing is true, everything is permitted. That is rather cynical. It would be if it were doctrine. But it is merely an observation on the nature of reality. To say that nothing is true is to realise that the foundations of society are fragile and that we must the shepherds of our own civilization. To say that everything is permitted is to understand that we are the architects of our actions and that we must live with our consequences, whether glorious or tragic.

Can’t sleep. I still feel bad about earlier today despite being right.

imagine Peri finding dildos and using them as "arm extenders"
Anonymous

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Peridot gets a good idea

wait wait wait wait scratch that previous ask: peridot finds out her power is shooting laser beams from her gem but she doesn’t know how to turn it off chaos ensues
Peridot finds out her weapon. She can shoot laser beams from her eyes like Cyclops if she takes off her goggles

summer-arts:

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holy shit

vgbmichael:

Guys I found the pattern.

I wonder what alexandrites skull would look like