Silver Tongue

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

batboyblog:
only Alfred would spend 3 months with a dangerous dog to prove a point to Bruce and only Bruce could totally miss the point
BRUCE HE GOT YOU THE GIFT OF A DOGGO ;_;

worlds greatest detective indeed.

stegosarah:

Do you think someone could still use that? Asking for a friend

ommanyte:

Nebby for President

igglooaustralia:

I hate twitter

sirlorence:

metalgearinformer:
Del Toro: “I’ll do whatever the fuck he wants.” | Kojima at DICE Summit

gluttonace:

Choices, Choices

fletty:

fletty:
I’m going to start my own fad diet called “the renaissance diet” which is really just an excuse to feel like a king from 15th century italy while I eat olives and fancy fruit and large roasts and drink wine all day every day
day 1: already broke my diet by eating four doritos locos tacos, haven’t heard back from my craigslist ad for people to feed me grapes.

estpolis:

doodleladle:

guru–guru:
guru–guru:
there’s something just so special about getting ourselves a zelda who wears fingerless knuckle braced gloves
hell yeah.
zelda can punch me in the face and I’d thank her