What my therapist says: There's always a way out, never feel trapped. You can get another job, you can move, you can change your name.
What I hear: If everything goes wrong you can always kill yourself.

fenrir-kin:

sirartwork:

Because I’ve lost control of my life

this is incredible

phantomdoodler:

canadiananimatorguy:

Write out the name Donkey Kong but replace the “D” in Donkey with the first consonant of your first name and replace the “K” in Kong with the first consonant of your last name. That is your official DK Crew name.

I have been personally victimized by this post.  It was written just to spite me.  Just to rustle my jimmies.  Just to call me Monkey Dong.

donky long

tgweaver:
“ Come on in, take a load off
They’re probably not getting their security deposit back though
”

tgweaver:

Come on in, take a load off

They’re probably not getting their security deposit back though

teens in a ya novels: we drove down the highway in my mom's stolen bmw going 120 mph and singing along to obscure japnese songs after pulling off the perfect robbery at fort knox
teens in real life: we had math homework???

dan-mcneely:

bloodsbane:

pbs kids sprout ruined my life

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la la la la
doink
P B S KIDS!

Fellow hardcore Gamer

It’s nice to meet a fellow gamer on this blog.

okay, a couple things

  1. You submitted when you should have asked.
  2. I’m not a hardcore gamer, I’m a casual gamer.
  3. I have no clue what the purpose of this post was supposed to be. Gamers aren’t rare. There’s a shit ton of gamers out there. If you want to bother one, go bug @chefpyro. She plays games way more than I do.

chefpyro:

crucify-and-chill:

chefpyro:

widowmaker-official:

My main interest in Steven Universe is seeing the crystal gems do inappropriate things like make a U turn where they’re not supposed to or tax evasion.

Since the Crystal Gems live completely off the grid, they’re technically always committing tax evasion.

What if in there world there r no taxes?!

You fool. Did you forget that every Dave Guy™ comes with his own taxes?

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Well greg pays for everything and their temple has it’s own energy source but more importantly, the temple may be considered a religious building so it would be tax exempt.

shacklefunk:
“ sketchy jasper paint for yall
”

shacklefunk:

sketchy jasper paint for yall

owlapin:
“ nagisakaworu:
“ i watn to go back to bed
”
has he been pregnant for 2 years
”

owlapin:

nagisakaworu:

i watn to go back to bed

has he been pregnant for 2 years