Silver Tongue

omgitsthatgingergirl:

obscuruslupa:

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

Mr Krabs canonically served in the navy and fought in a war but we know nothing about that

if we go by his drivers lisence

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krabs was born in 1942. the youngest he could have possibly been to serve in the military is 18 which he wasnt until 1960. bikini bottom uses US currency so we can safely say he lives in united states territory.

we can safely deduce krabs fought in vietnam

thanks, tumblr

Happy birthday mr krabs

calonarang:

Parenthood

losassen:

I have my priorities. 

quibbs:

quibbs:

i just saw  the new oasis map i cant BELIEVE genji can get hit by a car and die

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THESE TAGS ARE KILLING ME YALL 

chefpyro:

what the fuck does bode mean am i out of the loop on a new meme

someone had a dream that there was a new meme that was pictures of fat cats with the word “bode” and made an example of what it was like. Then people made their own bodes and the dream became a reality

bellhasabat:
“ pussyflaps:
“ here have a transparent kringlefucker to spead holiday cheer all up over your blog
”
god bless the kringlefucker
”

bellhasabat:

pussyflaps:

here have a transparent kringlefucker to spead holiday cheer all up over your blog

god bless the kringlefucker

rasec-wizzlbang:
“ sarah531:
“ This is a very misleading headline about a solar eclipse
”
god tier click bait
”

rasec-wizzlbang:

sarah531:

This is a very misleading headline about a solar eclipse

god tier click bait

winterwombat:

prokopetz:

I’m not saying I’m definitely an NPC, but if I am a protagonist, the game I’m starring in is probably free-to-play.

Makes sense:

  • I can only do something useful once every few hours
  • Ads are everywhere
  • The pacing seems designed to be deliberately frustrating
  • A lot of the hassle would go away if had a ton of money
hikazedragon:
“Lycanroc’s Midday and Midnight Form
”

hikazedragon:

Lycanroc’s Midday and Midnight Form