alolan dex: alolan raichu evolved because pikachu ate to many pancakes
also alolan dex: this lizard has harems and fucks humans
My design process…
Oh I know I’ll make an adorable candy cane bat! They’ll sell pretty easily! Yeah!
“Hey doll give me a jacket and a popped collar.”
Okay yeah that’s a good idea! I can– Why are you talking in a Brooklyn accent?
“Draw me with the Candy cane like it’s a cigarette.”
You can’t talk. You’re an adopt.
“That Celery guy is cute.”
He’s straight.
“Never stopped me before.”
YOU ARE AN ADOPT!!
“Nah I’m not, doll.”
FUCKING HELL!!
it’s rough and tumble all over again
I will always and forever be fascinated by customer’s weird gender hangups.
(on tapastic)
#ah yes MAN flavors like BEEF and AXE BODY SPRAY (via sleepingjuliette)
you know, if parents owuld just ASK their child what they like, the world would be a better place
Things that are portrayed as weak and lame but in reality can probably beat the shit out of you and steal your lunch money then spend it on candy:
- hufflepuffs
- canadians
- nepeta leijon
I SWAER I’M REBLOGGING THIS EVERYTIME I SEE IT BECAUSE I HAVE TO.
i think “BODE” is the first time i’ve seen a meme described in a dream become a real meme. what is the power of BODE. can we harness this
#there is another#remember hobo and glunkus (via jedistemple)
this just means that only cat-related memes can become tangible. the egyptians were right
the lil nub tails are excellent but have you considered: trolls w/ long swishy lion/unicorn tails
Anonymousmy first thought was petstuck tbh
also my bro @kitsiyo has that hc !!
