Silver Tongue
marrymejasonsegel:
“THE LOCAL NEWS WAS TALKING ABOUT ROGUE ONE AND THE POSTER THEY USED HAS JAR JAR PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO ALL OF THE CHARACTERS
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marrymejasonsegel:

THE LOCAL NEWS WAS TALKING ABOUT ROGUE ONE AND THE POSTER THEY USED HAS JAR JAR PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO ALL OF THE CHARACTERS

atapi:

crecrecrecreature

uirgiliana:

candidlyautistic:

teaboot:

Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil

This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered.

Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way.

ridiculouscake:
“Commission for Floofy-Skunk
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ridiculouscake:

Commission for  Floofy-Skunk

fallout4pics:

Damn dude

animentality:

manfredvonfuckyourself:

manfredvonfuckyourself:

make children’s entertainment edgy and grittier

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it was just a joke

no more jokes. EVERYTHING is serious now.

jayguy001:
“BREAKING NEWS: Everybody at Game Freak is a fucking dickhole
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jayguy001:

BREAKING NEWS: Everybody at Game Freak is a fucking dickhole

did-you-kno:
“ There’s a university in Sweden where students let out primal screams at exactly 10pm each night. The ‘Flogsta Scream’ occurs when students in Uppsala’s Flogsta neighborhood keep up tradition by stopping what they’re doing at precisely...

did-you-kno:

There’s a university in Sweden where students let out primal screams at exactly 10pm each night. The ‘Flogsta Scream’ occurs when students in Uppsala’s Flogsta neighborhood keep up tradition by stopping what they’re doing at precisely 10pm and collectively screaming from their windows, balconies, and rooftops to help blow off steam and ease the stresses of college life. Source Source 2

17mul:

bayoubastard:

berlynn-wohl:

iverbz:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

Apparently the dude who started Netflix did so cuz he got a $40 late fee from Blockbuster and was pissed

pettiness is the greatest motivation in the world.

In 1888, Almon Brown Stronger, an undertaker, noticed he was losing a lot of business to the other undertaker in his town. He found out that the other undertaker’s wife was a telephone operator. When she intercepted people asking to be connected to Stronger’s funeral home, the operator would route the call to her husband’s funeral home instead.

Three years later, Stronger patented the automatic telephone exchange, a system which allowed telephone users to make calls without the need for human operators.

he destroyed a whole workforce

😎👌🏿👍🏿

That is the level of petty I strive to be