hc dave has two fingers that dont bend at the knuckle because theyd gotten broken and didnt get medical attention and they healed wrong
dave headcanon thread tell me ur headcanons dave cant handle celebrating halloween bc it makes his anxiety skyrocket so every year he gets himself a bag of candy and holes himself up in his home and binge watches netflix and by the end of th night all of his friends have joined him after their own Celebrations
dave is missing one of his teeth on the side of his mouth
dave really likes the idea of tattoos but doesnt like the needles so he makes his own long lasting temporary tattoos and sometimes randomly gives them out to people
hes light af like all his frens can pick him up and he does not appreciate,,he also snort laughs
dave is rly clumsy ok like one time he was walking in the kitchen and slipped outta nowhere and the ground wasnt even wet
dave plays the trombone ironically
dave listens to smooth jazz ironically
dave makes kermit the frog memes in his free time
the first time dave met one of his friends in person and they hugged him he started crying and they panicked so hard but he just loves being touched affectionately and he was already overwhelmed by meeting them in person his emotions just Exploded
GOOD SHIT ANON
dave sometimes breaks into dance when listening to literally any song. got an edgy song meant for thirteen year olds? this strider can rock it.
(also he gets karkat to dance with him sometimes and it’s the best because they keep stepping on each other’s feet but that’s ok they’re having fun)
Dave unironically likes the gen 1 rainbow dash and it drives dirk crazy
I don't know if this qualifies as a request but like,, I've never understood how to do troll bruises bc the blood colors aren't like human blood colors obv so I don't really have a basis?? Can u foist some magic off on me pls
so like, i have some standard colours i use for beating up humans, w the purple and dark red on a multiply layer, the yellow on a lighter multiply, and the bright red on a normal layer w low opacity etc the bruise is basically jus t, a blotch w a water brush
for trolls i guess u would keep the yellow but change the purple to a somewhat nastier version of the actual blood colour, like a few hues across until it looks good but still the same shade as the purple. eg (i was too lazy to edit in horns lmfao):
Client: So what can we do to
rectify this situation?
Me: Are you serious?
They
did not catch me at my best, most patient moment. In my follow-up e-mail which
was addressed to both this project manager and her CEO, I suggested a bodily
orifice where they could place this project to “rectify it” and provided a drop-box link to
the source code and database backup to assist them in that endeavor.
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
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