for-the-man-who-has-everything:

Great. What did they used to call it? Stereo?

mimic-txr:

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I’m sorry

happys-hall-of-horrible-things-2:

aflo:

weenis:

frawgs:

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urban outfitters is smoking dick if they think i’m gonna pay 400$ for cum shorts

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outfit idea 😳😳

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NONONO

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whitmerule:

its-my-little-dumpster-fire:

janeysharkrps:

Leverage 4x12 — “The Office Job”

The Falcon and The Winter Soldier looks so good, I can’t wait

perfect caption is the only thing that could make this gifset more perfect,

cactus-corvid:

one-time-i-dreamt:

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I need this movie ASAP

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dragonheart but with vampires!

realfmalovinghours:

thinking about how human connection and its place over alchemy is the “answer” to the truth and how father secretly desired human connection but he tried to reach his “answer” through alchemy and failed and died alone and unfulfilled but characters like hohenheim (who took the time to talk to and bond with over 500,000 people instead of just viewing them as energy) and greed (who cared about not just his friends but strangers too) who found their “answer” through human connection died fulfilled and content and

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truth: Yeah basically dont be an asshole and we’re good
Father: instructions unclear, im getting punched by a child

batfamcreys:

Batman: [swims past Aquaman’s living room] Hello Mera just here to pick up my spare batsub

Batman: [gently picks up the Queen and the chair she’s sitting on in her office and looks under her desk] Excuse me Your Majesty I’m sure I left some batarangs here somewhere

Batman: [pokes head into Hal’s quarters on Oa while Hal is in the shower] Hey where - stop screaming it’s just me - where did you put my prototype interstellar batsignal?

bionicallywriting:

i-hate-chick-fil-a:

That man is staying home even though his head takes up his entire house. #StayHomeSaveLives

I laughed for a solid minute at that line.