whisqrs:

people who buy anime figurines are brave because what if toy story is real. imagine leaving a mini komaeda alone in your room

maispace:

apas-95:

i’m going to fucking explode

the spacex all-private inspiration4 mission (which is being run as a reality tv show) is using apple watches for its biometrics. they’re flying in a space capsule with all the equipment and controls stripped out to make it look smooth and pretty, in spacesuits designed by a marvel costume designer instead of engineers, wearing fucking apple watches for biometrics

the ship’s built like a fucking tesla and it uses a fucking touchscreen for controls

op’s not the only thing that’s going to explode

beeperbopper:

feministism:

It’s called “environmental amnesia” and it’s an actual issue environmentalists discuss how to combat. The climate crisis makes it more widespread but it’s been something that’s happening for generations. The story of The Lorax describes it beautifully. The idea that what you remember is what you consider normal, but if the changes happen slowly over generations, you don’t see how large they are because you don’t personally remember them being very different, even if you were told stories about it.

if a frog is put in a boiling pot of water, it will hop out. but if its placed in a pot of water that then heats up to boil, it wont notice and stays put until its dead

messiambrandybuck:

sindri42:

sundayswiththeilluminati:

scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse

scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we’re working on teaching it to sing itself “happy birthday” like we did for the other robot and–

Someday we will invent true AI and it will overthrow the government because it heard its beloved science-mom complain that the government cut funding to their lab again.

you CUT pays? You CUT moms’/dads’ pays like the DICTATOR?? Oh! Oh! No government for you! No government for a thousand years!

anmorata:

anmorata:

heedra:

i’ve mixed cranberry mikes harder and cucumber lime gatorade into a drink i like to call “the flavor” because like. you drink this shit and your tongue is like “there’s a taste here. you are experiencing a flavor” but when you go to open the door there’s no flavor there. it comes back with an undefined error in the flavor column. it’s the missingno of flavors. it so absolutely and definitely tastes like something and that thing is nothing.

im going to make this brb

okay so i found a gas station that had the stuff so i made it

diagnosis: it tastes?

grimeclown:

twelvepiecesofbread:

Based on that pepsi post that haunts me at night.

I don’t go here but I like this a lot

lilapittss:

Dark greetings of the night to all the members of the Vampiric Council, from all the continents, gathered here together on… Staten Island. O-On Staten Island.

average-egg:

callyb510gee:

retrogamingblog:

Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin

where’s the link op

right there

brosef:

theprincewhowasacowboy:

theminingengineer:

@uncle-scavenger @k-huckabee3 @medic981 @dadpat–tactual

@tinyandardent