shawnwasabi:

I LOST ALL MY EGGS

racecar-ya-yas:

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remember when all the cool kids drew everyone in gt hoodies.. yeah me neither

lichqueenismytrigger:

pikeisaman:

This was top tier comedy in middle school let me tell you

This is still top tier comedy.

Your Own personsal sub-genre:

spaceysquid:

chemicaldawn:

cybernesis:

The last thing you ate followed by “-punk”

Yogurt punk

egg punk

thebootydiaries:

landofsnowandroses:

thebootydiaries:

the only man i trust is dr. phil

Shut up. He’s nothing but a mediocre unit of American entertainment. Literally all he does is be bald and look stupid like that mole rat from Kim Possible, except Mole was smarter. You should trust Disney channel characters.

his name was Rufus

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roy-ality:

fireball-mudflap:

how starbucks was invented

Robot chicken rules

The best part is that’s actually what the logo is

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gay-compass:

silver-tongues-blog:

Anyone remember that show about the three witches and one became a mermaide for a bit and one had a boyfriend who became an angel andthey had a brother who got aborted from time but then got better and they could freeze time?

This is sounding suspiciously like a doctor who episode.

The show was called charmed and all this lasted over like 8 seasons. It was way better than doctor who.

sashayshanta28:
“ clarknokent:
“ elionking:
“ ahighlyfunctioningfangirl:
“ God is trying to apologize
”
“Oh shit, my bad bruh” ”
He must’ve went to hell for that 14 minutes
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Devil: “Welcome to hell Phil!!” 😈
Bill: what, hell ??? Who’s...

sashayshanta28:

clarknokent:

elionking:

ahighlyfunctioningfangirl:

God is trying to apologize

“Oh shit, my bad bruh”

He must’ve went to hell for that 14 minutes

Devil: “Welcome to hell Phil!!” 😈
Bill: what, hell ??? Who’s Phil???“😰
Devil: “uhhh, aren’t you Phil Morgan? Today’s your day kid"🤔
Bill: no! No my name is Bill, I’m Bill!!!I’m dead??” 😱
Devil: ohhhhh…give me a sec *dials heaven* 📞