Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.
This sounds like something Douglas Adams would make
Do some of the skeletons get disappointed when they attempt to eat food only to have it fall right through them?
Charmed?
Yeah, @askseriousrainbow beat you to it.
Anyone remember that show about the three witches and one became a mermaide for a bit and one had a boyfriend who became an angel andthey had a brother who got aborted from time but then got better and they could freeze time?


