luckticket:

vampiresinvienna:

Me: Doctor, why is that syringe filled with glitter?
Doctor: Anaesthetic.

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This is by far the greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard.

your-uncle-dave:

metal-queer-solid:

So about a year ago me and my friend Nathan were walking around the “Pick-a-Part” in Clarksville Tennessee… We were searching for car badges and a spoiler to put on his trashy conversion van. While going through the lot we found what is probably the single greatest car to ever drive on any road in the world.

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You are looking at… a Dora the Explorer themed gangster car… I’ve seen spongebob themed cars, Newport themed cars, sports team themed cars, but THIS.

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trumps them all.

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OH BUT IT GETS SO MUCH BETTER!!!!

You see… there has to be a reason that a car like this…

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Would end up in the junkyard… SO me and Nathan did some looking around and tried to figure out why…

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I still can’t believe the decals on this…. wait…

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HOLD ON ONE FUCKING SECOND!

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OH!

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OH MY FUCKING GOD!

YES! SOMEONE ACTUALLY GOT SHOT WHILE DRIVING THEIR DORA THE EXPLORER CAR IN CLARKSVILLE TENNESSEE!

And THAT, is the single greatest thing I’ve found in a junkyard to this day.

SHOOTER NO SHOOTING

Oh, maaaan!

jwblogofrandomness:

toughpigs:

The Muppets has not been renewed for a second season.

In other news, everything is terrible and no one will ever know happiness again.

I actually recently told my parents this news and they were very disappointed, almost as much as me in fact.

wineauxrineaux:

jonboniver:

listen, strange naked women emerging from fires is no basis for a system of government

I don’t watch much tv so this is either a game of thrones reference or I missed a big moment in the Hillary campaign

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

deoxyrebornicleic:

gaster-blaster-my-asster:

just-a-penis-with-a-dream:

madelainethefirst:

caucasiontrapgod:

cummienism:

petalise:

cummienism:

I got a 26 on that purity test is that bad or…..?

What purity test this I wanna see if I’m less pure

http://ricepuritytest.com/

the higher the number is the purer you are

I got a 92

I got 20

woops

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HAHAHA

p-taters:
“ this opened my eyes
”
You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.

p-taters:

this opened my eyes

You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist, but that’s just peanuts to space.

Oh also, in regards to your lovely overall theme. It's "atheistic" not "athiestic." Lmao.
Anonymous

Actually it’s redux. It’s a simple theme that’s easily customized

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Anonymous

I assume you don’t read tags.

Give me two characters in my inbox

renaroo:

  • “vs.” for who I think would win a fight
  • “or” for who I like better
  • “+” for how I ship them (platonic, familial, romantic, not at all)

And I’ll give you my reasons for why!

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