Silver Tongue

thepigeongazette:

jk I wouldn’t buy the hobbit trilogy

spookybittle:

mlm: *exist for themselves and not for cis women’s fetishization, enjoy relationships that aren’t “readable” or “interesting” but still beneficial and comforting; are not performative in a heterosexual way*

cishet girls:

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thehighpriestofreverseracism:

I’m fucking DEAD

songsaboutswords:

arkilliandragon:

iamded-blog:

iamded-blog:

I was going through my emails and one of my online orders has been dispatched and when I ordered it I had to put in a state but New Zealand doesn’t have states and I was annoyed so I put “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” and now in the dispatch email under delivery addess it totally has “New Zealand doesnt have states you fuckass” as part of it woops.

Yeah so

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Yep okay

Sorry mail person

Omfg I can’t breathe

finally a tumblr story thats true

me: goddamn why is my computer going so slow??
my computer: you need to restart me
me: it makes no sense!
my computer: i have not slept in three months
me: what a piece of junk
my computer: please..let me rest.

bloodstoneandaquamarine:

siberianchan:

booblegumbitch:

croisvoix:

arminjagers:

things straight girls need to stop doing 

  1. referring to platonic female friends as their “girlfriends” 
  2. saying the words “dyke” or “lesbo” 
  3. “marrying” their female friends on facebook as a joke 
  4. assuming every lesbian/bi/pan girl is attracted to her 
  5. saying that theyre “gay” because they like men 
  6. telling trans men that they “make them question their sexuality” 

7. Hitting on trans women and saying it’s straight cause “you have a cock and I like those.”

8. Purposely trying to expose and talk about their bodies in front of queer girls in a ‘you can’t have this’ way

9. Assuming something has definitely happened between their female queer friends

10. Saying they’re accepting then pulling a face at anything ‘lesbian-ish’ mentioned or done in front of them

11: Treat their LGBTA+ friends and aquaintances aß assecoires. “This is Brad, my gay.” We’re not your pets. 12: Say: “Oh, you wouldn’t understand, it’s about a guy”/“It’s a straight thing”. Like what, you think we lack basic empathy?

12. Talking about being “a gay guy trapped in a straight girl’s body”

13. Hypersexualizing achillean relationships, calling two men sharing affection “sinful”

14. Treating and referring to their trans guy friends as females

danshing-yehet:

All of my current PRIDE “doodles” for pride month because no one should be ashamed of who they are.

 If there are any I missed feel free to message me or you can message me just for the hell of it I like taking to people. 

also I do commissions email me at peixelart@gmail.com and we can talk it out.

ask-the-outlaws:
“ mollykittykat:
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Oh my goodness, he’s scraping it into the garbage.
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I fucking love Alfred. He is so fucking sassy.

ask-the-outlaws:

mollykittykat:

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Oh my goodness, he’s scraping it into the garbage.

I fucking love Alfred. He is so fucking sassy.

hashtagdion:

warpstar:

idk why fingers in the mouth is so hot but it is

try letting your chicken fingers cool off before you eat them