wtnvtweets:

who even thinks of this kind of stuff

badskippy:

bevsi:

heymarauders:

livejournal, fanfiction.net and ao3
which one were you?

those quizilla ones where you play spin the bottle and end up making out in a closet with either orochimaru or troy bolton

I started on fanfiction.net but when I found AO3 … I’ve never looked back

meeko-mar:

a6:

kookiejungs:

a6:

why does no one ever like. mention the weird part of all of our childhoods where we thought we were too cool for the shows we grew up with like i Know that wasnt just an isolated thing like everyone used to make fun of dora the explorer and barney especially i remember everyone used to sing to the tune of barney “i hate you, you hate me, lets strap barney to a tree, with a great big bomb and stick it through his head, 3-2-1 barneys dead” like….. that was so fucked,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, why was that a thing……

we used to sing “i hate you, you hate me, let’s all go and kill barney, with a baseball and a two by four, no more purple dinosaur”

there were probably hundreds of variations ive heard so many thts fcked

How did it even happen, there was no internet for us to get our grubby little paws on, no memes making fun of children’s shows, it was just a bunch of small telepathically linked children hating a purple dinosaur in unison ???

we had the one with the baseball bat and 2x4 but we also had one that was a parody of a parody of joy to the world
“joy to the world, barnys dead
We shot him in the head
What happened tho his body
we flushed it down the potty
‘round and 'round it goes
his toes go up his nose.
Around and around his purple body goes”

Perhaps killing barny was the original meme? I assume it started at one school and someone went and told their cousin at christmas or something and the cycle continued until it spread like the worlds largest game of telephone which is why there’s so many variations.

justafanboy:

dadvevo:

today at class we was looking at ideal woman in the past and

i just

?????????????????????????????

Yet another unrealistic standard for women.

memeufacturing:

rick astley: my last will and testament  … it’s online …
rick astley’s relatives: where, rick ?
rick astley *smiling*: here … i’ll give you the link ……

saltysalmonella:

ur dumb as a box of rocks

puggalo:

@dentiloquist

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

egophiliac:

I was gonna go to bed, but then my brain said nope, gotta draw Metta being the best worst friend ever! (j/k I feel like he means well, he’s just. really bad at not being hugely self-absorbed. plus you gotta get those ratings, darling)

also Undyne is dressed like that because:

All I can think about is

I like how Alyphs freaks out when her door gets kicked in but Undyne doesn’t even notice.

that’s because one of her first encounters with papyrus was him breaking into her house. I’m pretty sure shes used to it

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

i got 30 mins of sleep and posted all of these consecutively and no one called me out?? i have no memory of this????

ok honestly my answers after a full night of sleep are no better

in conclusion: ?????????? what 2 heck

mellarkish:

notallpearls:

if peridot is stevens annoying younger sister than lapis is his Moody Teenage Sister

lapis: *unplugs peridot’s computer* log in to the real world, dweeb