blazing-spectre:

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Idk man I’m havin’ fun here

croagunk:

croagunk:

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you have 2 guesses as to what music they used in ythis

you were incorrect

dealanexmachina:

holdingontoyoufordearlife:

I will never not love this montage with every fiber of my being.

#2020 mood

fuckaspunk:
“ publicprivatepartnership:
“ baja-baja:
“ Tom Sachs, Chanel Guillotine (breakfast nook), 1998
”
“What the bourgeoisie, therefore, produces, above all, is its own grave-diggers.” - K. Marx & F. Engels, The Communist Manifesto
”
“are you...

fuckaspunk:

publicprivatepartnership:

baja-baja:

Tom Sachs, Chanel Guillotine (breakfast nook), 1998

“What the bourgeoisie, therefore, produces, above all, is its own grave-diggers.” - K. Marx & F. Engels, The Communist Manifesto

“are you using the-”

“the Chanel guillotine? yeah, i am”

silver-tongues-blog:

Imagine a karen in ba sing se demanding to see the manager of a local tea shop and she turns around and the fucking firelord says “i’m the manager on duty”

jackironsides:

whitefriartuck:

my-forever-i-dont-give-a-fuck:

syrva:

ginger-ale-official:

mystrade-shipper:

injuries-in-dust:

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If an alien race were the same size as these octopi, the females would be 6.6ft (2m) in height, and their males would only be 2.4cm tall.

Imagine seeing what you think is your alien comrade sitting alone with dinner, only to see a tiny figure dart across the table like a bug. It scurries up her arm and seems to plant a little kiss on her cheek. 

Surprise, she’s having dinner with her husband!

Why is that dinner bit so cute gosh

This could be us but you decided not to be 457 feet tall 😒

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Ghibli knew what was up

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just because i needed an approximate visual scale on this

Wife: *sneezes*

Husband: *catapulted through the nearest window with a soft “ping” sound*

Wife: Oh. Oh shit! Ok. Nobody move, please! I’ve lost my husband! Can someone check the ground please, make sure he hasn’t fall into your pocket or something. He has to be around somewhere.

‘Nobody move, I’ve lost both a contact lens, and a husband.’

lizawithazed:

kymeira:

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The signs are a clever touch cause it means they can’t just remove the audio