Pokemon NPCs: “Pokemon are very friendly and helpful to humans!”
Pokedex: “This shitfuck revels in skinning it’s victims alive, storing their bodies in caves.”
So if you didn’t know, you know now, but Portal 2 is currently on sale for $3.99. Portal is also on sale for the same price as a twenty ounce Coke, at $1.99.
You’re really not losing here folks, trust me.
