wariowareshoveitupyoownassgame:

wariowareshoveitupyoownassgame:

i’m trying to find that old tabloid magazine scan from the late 80s that was a big scare about how hackers can run code that can magically rearrange the molecular structure of your CPU into a bomb or something

It will also cause all your guardian animals to die

grawly:

grawly:

who is that lol

if this post gets a million notes i will buy another vibrator 

borderlinekomaeda:

happyhqlledays:

grandmagotrunoverbythediscourse:

happyhqlledays:

grandmagotrunoverbythediscourse:

happyhqlledays:

The best thing about the book version of the grinch is that he’s just some green fuck that the who’s know nothing about. He has absolutely no backstory he’s just up there being an asshole

The backstory is his heart was too small

SOME SAID THAT HIS HEART WAS TWO SIZES TOO SMALL!!!!! ITS A RUMOR YOU FUCK!!! I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU!!!!!

YOU SAW HIS HEART GROW THREE SIZES THIS IS AN OBSERVED FACT

Everything said about the Grinch is hearsay. The story of the Grinh, perhaps, did not happen the way it’s told in the story. I am going to kick your fucking ass. Below is a real excerpt from the book:

The Grinch hated Christmas — the whole Christmas season.
Oh, please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight.
It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
But I think that the most likely reason of all
May have been that his heart was two sizes too small.

IT COULD BE. I THINK. There is no solid proof that this is why the Grinch is the way he is. It’s A RUMOR. I am going to kick your fucking ass.

the grinch is a cryptid

weezl:

weezl:

houd je van grapjes? Ik heb er nog een hoop over,

geen hoop over, spring dalijk in bad met m’n broodrooster

flabbey:

sinsays:

zelda-guru-momi:

calleo:

the-alola-walkthrough:

autistiel:

turn your url into a qr code and then try scanning it in sun & moon

i got a non-shiny female roselia

Bless this post!

This blog is a Sawk, and our personals are Purugly and Shuppet.

And my blog is a Swadloon.

My blog is a female Floatzel

This is actually very helpful because you can use this to easily get 100 points to do an Island Scan and get a rare pokemon.

I got to catch a Chikorita.

I got stunky
Kilala will never let me live it down

jwblogofrandomness:

Rouge One looks great.

hamfootsia:

jathis:

billybuckaroo:

LazyTown is the closest to a real life cartoon we’ll ever get

Fun Fact: Robbie Rotten’s actor is a Shakespearean one

motherfuckin-miracles-brother:

skelegiel:

Sometimes i wonder if my followers have their own “headcanon voice” for me

New ask prompt!! Send me a link to the closest find of your head canon voice for me!!

thetrippytrip:

Viral Deer-Feeding Teen Kelvin Peña Creates Everybody Eats Foundation to Help Feed Families

While most people would have taken that 15 minutes of fame to capitalize and make some money for themselves, Kelvin did the exact opposite, he used his newfound notoriety to help others. That all came to a head this Thanksgiving when Kelvin and his Everybody Eats Foundation came together to provide 120 turkeys to churches and food pantries and over 30 thanksgiving meals to needy families.

“Gaining all of these eyes on me made me realize I can make an even bigger impact on this world. And that nothing makes me happier than helping people.”

News the media doesn’t want you to hear.. This makes me want to cry, dude got internet famous and then fed the homeless. This is real as fuck!