Silver Tongue

bestpresidentna:

bill-11b:

Oh. My. Fuck. 

This is one of those things you do as a parent bc ur an asshole and know that your kid doesn’t know any better and you know that like fine wine this is only going to get funnier with age, like a great big bottle of uncorked shame

mariopowertennis:

mariopowertennis:

browningtons:

browningtons:

Who up

DID YALL HEAR ME I SAY WHO IS UP

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This is it. The original use of this image. I created this with pure intentions, and now it’s known only as the Nut Button.

artist-rayne:

the-panic-button-collector:

dimespin:

“Why do you beat yourself up so much over little mistakes?”

This is such a good illustration of emotional abuse

Just a reblog to spread the most UN noticed abuse, be aware

hair-like-lemons:

darkvioletcloud:

illogical-bullshit:

I like how in ORAS you can ride Latios/Latias bareback with literally no safety precautions (you even mega evolve it while on its back in midair for chrissake), but in Sun/Moon you have: a helmet, a special riding outfit, a saddle, and a harness when all you’re doing is riding a Tarous around

Alola cares about your safety. Hoenn will gladly watch a kid die.

Hoenn sent a kid into space in a scuba suit

noodlerama:

Fandom’s Mimikyu

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Pokeani’s Mimikyu

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kaiba-cave:

Anime Mimikyu is terrifying lmao.

Expectation of Mimikyu in the Anime: Tragic little cinnamon roll who only wants to be loved. James will eventually catch it and shower it with the affection it deserves.
Reality of Mimikyu in the Anime: Petty and Spiteful sinnamon roll who wants to kill Pikachu. Is caught by Jessie and only joins Team Rocket in efforts to take down Pikachu.

owuru:

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