eleveninch-conrad:

yimra:

ampervadasz:

Unmute !

Me to myself when I got brain damage

Me to myself on a Tuesday. 

entschuldigung-420:

tankaramo:

a post: isn’t For Everyone. does not include Everyone. isn’t inclusive of Every Fucking One. is not made with Everyone in mind. is very likely a personal post someone made about their own experiences that Not Everyone Can Relate To

half the fucking website:

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Just gonna ignore the other half of this site huh?

aroacedavestrider:

shrimppuppy:

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for the tumblr 2 discord sever formed from the superhell flames of downdetector

i was offline exactly at the wrong fucking time what the hell happened

catboytaemin:

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Discord screenshots that make you feel like you’ve been approached in a dark alley

ranboo-my-beloved:

tinyaibou:

bullrunpicnicker:

tinyaibou:

*has a little gender that pisses you off*

*wears my gender inside out on purpose*

*wears mismatching pairs of genders because i like them like that*

*forgets to tie my genders so i trip and fall face first into the dirt*

*ties your genders together so you trip again*

silver-tongues-blog:

Hide and seek is a terrifying gamemode

confusedgerman:

emberkeelty:

eamhhair-ideas:

broccoli-goblin:

arcampbell94:

THIS IS AMAZING

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Draw the human equivalent: something somes shambling up to you in a very non-human way. It’s too thin, it doesn’t move it’s neck except to shake it’s head. It lifts itself impossibly taller, then back down it shrinks. It says “help!” in a completely human voice. It keeps saying “help!” It sounds like he’s trying to get your attention, trying to ask for help. But it’s eye s are staring. The pupils don’t move, and it seems like it has to cock it’s head ever so slightly to see you. You take a step back.

“Help!” It calls again.

You cautiously approach to try to figure out what’s wrong. It bellows, “GET AWAY FROM ME!” and lunges at you. You recoil, and it relents. It shambles off aimlessly, still plaintively crying out, “Help!”

More importantly, it uses your own voice when speaking

catbountry:
“#every single sephiroth meme is funny now
”

catbountry:

#every single sephiroth meme is funny now

teralyri:

simtunes:

ate a dubious and really salty quiche before a class once and it made me so sleepy i had my head on the desk fighting for consciousness and i kept seeing images of horrible dogs with human teeth laughing at me, flashing into my head

Fell for the classic Benadryl quiche prank

averagefairy:

averagefairy:

what do you think jeff bezos’s friends and family get him for christmas

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all correct

a wig