Silver Tongue

refinery29:

Texas State Legislature is considering passing a law that would mandate teachers to out young gay kids to their parents

At first glance, this new bill proposed by Texas Sen. Konni Burton seems harmless. Do a little digging, however, and its intention is crystal clear: The bill would require teachers to out LGBTQ students to their parents. The public knows this because Burton said as much herself.

sarcasticasides:

Zenny bein cheeky feat. Mondatta

editorincreeps:

missvoltairine:

phil-irish-artist:

By copyrighting his property as an artwork, he has prevented oil companies from drilling on it.

Peter Von Tiesenhausen has developed artworks all over his property in northern Alberta.  There’s a boat woven from sticks that is gradually being reclaimed by the land; there is a fence that he adds to each year of his life, and there are many “watching” trees, with eyes scored into their bark.

Oil interests pester him continually about drilling on his land.  His repeated rebuffing of their advances lead them to move toward arbitration.  They made it very clear that he only owned the top 6 inches of soil, and they had rights to anything underneath.  He then, off the top of his head, threatened them that he would sue damages if they disturbed his 6 inches, for the entire property is an artwork.  Any disturbance would compromise the work, and he would sue.

Immediately after that meeting, he called a lawyer (who is also an art collector) and asked if his intuitive threat would actually hold legally.  The lawyer visited, saw the scope of the work on the property, and wrote a document protecting the artwork.

The oil companies have kept their distance ever since.

This is but one example of Peter’s ability to negotiate quickly on his feet, and to find solutions that defy expectations.

I feel like this is really important. 

“You only own the top six inches.” I own every inch from dust to Hell’s breath. Fight me.

ealperin:
“ entp-adviceorbust:
“ ilikelookingatnakedmen:
“ punkrockgaia:
“ criminalwisdom:
“ MISS CORA M. STRAYER’S PRIVATE DETECTIVE AGENCY»
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READ THE LINK. This woman was wild.
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ealperin:

entp-adviceorbust:

ilikelookingatnakedmen:

punkrockgaia:

criminalwisdom:

MISS CORA M. STRAYER’S PRIVATE DETECTIVE AGENCY»

READ THE LINK. This woman was wild.

READ THE LINK. Do you love badass ladies? Olde-timey scandals? Vintage newspapers? READ THE LINK

Awesome

For anyone who needs this.

thefuzzydave:
“ I have no idea what to do with this information
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thefuzzydave:

I have no idea what to do with this information

buy all your bananas from etheopia

Every episode of Kitchen Nightmares
greiison:
“ happy time gift for AMANDA!!!!!!! she is so cool nhnhnhn i’m sorry this looks sloppy, I gotta get back to practising hands (among many other things) BUT i hope you like it anyway, i’ll def do another for you sometime!
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greiison:

happy time gift for AMANDA!!!!!!! she is so cool nhnhnhn i’m sorry this looks sloppy, I gotta get back to practising hands (among many other things) BUT i hope you like it anyway, i’ll def do another for you sometime!