Silver Tongue

cockyhorror:

exoskyll:
sin-artist:
catf8sh:
thisiswhymomworries:
thisiswhymomworries:
thisiswhymomworries:
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)
me, in this economy: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you get married and have a husband :)
me, a known gay: a what
my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you start a family and have your first baby :)
me, an asexual: A WHAT
my parents: our little girl is growing into a woman!
me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: our boy is growing into a strong man
me, a nonbinary: a what
my parents: can you tell us the SI unit of power, equivalent to one joule per second, corresponding to the power in an electric circuit in which the potential difference is one volt and the current one ampere? me: a watt
the large man who just obliterated my front door: you’re a wizard harry
me, just harry: a what

kaijuno:

dropslikerain:
kaijuno:
dropslikerain:
ragabond:
kaijuno:
Got suspended on twitter once for calling Ben Shapiro cuck boy for 27 consecutive days
DESERVED and also, sad accomplishment
I was a published nuclear astrophysicist by the age of 21.
Great job. Maybe stick to it than looking like a dumbass calling someone a cuckboy.
Ok cuckboy

incorrect-pokespe-quotes:

Gold: creepypasta
Gold: mario jumped outta my game and killed my mother and parents
Crystal: “my mother and my parents”
Gold: you want to make fun of my tragedy? huh? hm? my mother and parents are dead shitface