Silver Tongue
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quartz-poker:

just-shower-thoughts:

What if your phobias is how you died in past lives?

That would mean people have died from fear itself, bright lights, the concept of something being new, and peanut butter sticking to the roof of their mouth.

Pretty sure those aren’t phobias, just things that you find unpleasant

Well excuse me for having enormous flaws that I don’t work on!
Envy
(via totallycorrectfmaquotes)
Idea for a show

centers around a baby boomer who is excessively grumpy. He yells at evryone and spouts his political opinions without warrent and there are several jokes about him not knowing about how tech works such as him trying to plug in a computer from the 90s and still failing or complaining about having to buy cell phones every week because the old ones keep dying only for the person trying to ignore him points out that he needs to charge them when they die.

Polygon - Millennials

anoia:

sidisi:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

HEY CBS, CAN YOU FUCKING CHILL OUT FOR A SECOND, PLEASE? THEY’RE SO FUCKING MAD AT US! I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!

this is the worst fucking thing i’ve ever seen i want to die

joel….why… GOD these lines omg

There seems to be a glitch with the trailer. It keeps playing laugh tracks despite no jokes.