ivysaw:

thesociallyawkwardasian:

ivysaw:

you should ALWAYS use a condom unless it’s been explicitly discussed and you have decided otherwise as a couple! always!!!!!!!!!!

even if you’re lesbians???????

especially if you’re lesbians! if both of you get pregnant that’s twice as bad

gluttonace:

zsteube:

babygoatsandfriends:

nypost:

This stressed-out guy decided to become a goat.

he’s crazy

he ate pressure cooked grass

@gluttonace

he me tho

cuteosphere:

taxiderby:

@cuteosphere is the worst sister in the whole world

I’m telling mum you said a swear and you won’t be allowed to play the nintendo

grumpquoteoftheday:

From today’s OoT!

[GQotD]

crystall-clods:

This vines are killing me holy shit

madidear578:

He’s the only one I want guarding the galaxy

jared-padaquacki:

supitsaddie:

bumblebee851:

joeshmo:

oaf-whisperer:

one-more-day-to-a-new-beginning:

whenyoureolder-youwillunderstand:

purpleflrs:

city-of-sherlock-games:

thatsnowbastard:

remember that time it got so hot in some parts of australia the bottoms of people’s thongs were literally melting to the asphalt and people still ask me why I hate summer

For Americans reading this post, a thong is a flip-flop.
FLIP-FLOP.

Oh

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Oh

Oh

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Oh

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fleamontpotter:

this scene is a blessing

disgustedorite:

Everyone thinks Same Old World will just be a cute episode about Steven and Lapis going on a little adventure together, but remember the last time we had an episode like that?

Remember On The Run, and how it started all cute with Steven and Amethyst going on an adventure, but then everything went to shit and we all started crying?

Yeah, that’s probably gonna happen again. Don’t trust the cute episodes, guys.